Wo mile hame kahani bankar,
dil me rahe dost ki nishani bankar
ham jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke ander,
wo aksar nikale jate hai Pani banker...gud evng
-----------------
:: MILNE Ki Khushi JUDAI Ka GHUM
Kitne UDAS Aur TANHA Hain Hum
Kaise Kahen K Kaise Hain HUM
Bas Itna Samaj Lena K BINA Ap K
Bohat AKELE Hain Hum..
-------------------------
kyu mushkilo me sath dete he dost
kyu gam ko bat lete he dost
na rishta khun ka na riwaj se bandha he
phir b jindagi bhar sath dete he DOST..
--------------
A normal person prays to GOD
Don't give me Problems.
But a Great person prays to GOD
Give me the Power to face Problems...
--gud mrng
----------------------------
Dua mangi thi aashiyane ki...
Chal padi andhiya zamane ki...
mera gam koi na samaj paya...
kyoki meri adat thi muskarane ki..
Gud mrng
------------------------------
Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN,
Shadi k time SUPERMAN,
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN,
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN..
-----------------------------
Luv isnt abt xpressin it wid heavy words,itz abt undrstndn a gentle touch n a pure heart..
Frndship is 2 laugh at d nonsense read above.
---------------------------
Dosti kisi se kuch u nibhalo,
k
uske dil ke sare gum churalo,
Itna asar chod jao kisi par dosti ka,
k
khuda bhi kahe hame apna 'dost' banalo..gud mrng
-----------------------
Got u as stranger
fir banaya frnd
Hope our dosti nvr cums 2 end
kitne hands i shake,
kitne frnds i make
best of them r few
1of them he tu...gudafrn
------------------------------
Hi..!
"SMS DHAMAKA" Muje SMS pe SMS karo aur jito 8 lakh ki car ki photo, 29" color tv ka box aur mere sath diner karne ka moka-aapke ghar pe...
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
page 10
Lady : Doctor, Plz call my husband inside.
Dr : Trust me, i am a gentleman.
Lady: its not like that Dr, your nurse is outside & my husband is not a gentleman..
------------------
LOVE says
IF U NEED ANYTHING I'LL BE THERE
where as FRNDSHIP says
"u'll NEVR NEED ANYTHING WHEN I'm THERE"......
--------------------
Teacher:who is a terrorist? sardar:terrorist is a tourist who comes from PAKISTAN to celebrate Diwali in other country. BUT TODAY THEY CELEBRATED IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY.GN.
----------------------------------
>: :LV'"V:,:V'"VE:
:L( "' )V:
:LV:. .:V:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::
Do u see d heart?
It's where I put special frnds like U
....good night
----------------------------
Tamil girls are advanced than others can U guess? all others wish us by saying hai namaste namaskar but Tamil girls say "wanna come"... see how they r
--------------------------------------
:: Gulal Ka Rang..
Gulal Ki Maar..
Suraj Ki Kiran..
Khushiyo Ki Bahar..
Chand Ki Chandni
Or
Apno Ka Pyar..
Mubarak ho Apko Holi ka Tyohar
-------------------------
`: Red 4 love,
Green 4 success,
Blue 4 health &
Pink 4 happiness.
God may bless u & ur family with all these colours
"HAPPY HOLI"
-------------------------
Uski ankhon me Mhbt ki chamak aaj b hai, Usse mere pyar pe shak aj b hai. Naav me baith kar dhoe the kabhi hath usne, Sare talab me mehndi ki mahek aaj b hai..
------------------------
$: D Best Day
2 propose a
Girl is APRIL1st!
If she agrees
it's ur luck!
if she says no
then say
"APRIL FOOL...
So,advance APRIL FOOL WISHES
-----------------------
God made day light N called it SUN, God made entertainment N called it FUN, God made nightlight N called it MOON, God made U, N called CARTOON. .
-------------------------
Aapko hum sirf aapko aur aapko arey aapko haan haan aapko baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kissi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha hamesha
pareshan karenge!!!
Gudn8t
-------------------------
Ye sangmarmar sa tera gora badan
boond boond pighalta tera shabab
honto se lgalu tujh ye kashish kaisi hai
kambhakt ye VANILA ICECREAM cheez hi aisi hai
----------------------------
:
If You Truly Love Someone,
Then The Only Thing
U Want For Them Is To Be Happy...
Even If Its Not With You.
Good nun
------------------------------------
Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha,
"What is the meaning of
'3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD
3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'.
------------------------------------
$: Girl : Meri Har Saans Pe Kai Ladke Marte Hain
Boy: Toh Tum Koi Acha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyu Nahi Karti
...gudn8t
-----------------------------
When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now..gud mrng
--------------------------------
Lalu bus ke upar khada tha. Raaste mein tufan aya. Dhoti ud gayi, phir bijli kadki.
Lalu bola: ek to hamar dhoti chhin li, upar se sasura photo kheech lee
:-D
-------------------------
Ek jaise Dost sare nahi hote
kuch humare hokar humare nahi hote
aapse dosti karne k baad mehsus hua
kon kehta he TAARE ZAMEEN PAR nahi hote.Gudnyt
----------------------------
1 Khubsurti
1 Dosti
1 narajgi
1 Sapna
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehsaas
1 Rishta
1 Pyas
Kuch Dur
Kuch Pass
Kuch Log
Bahut Khas
JaISE AAP
....gudmmg
-----------------------------------
07:30- Coffee
09:30- Tiffin
12:30- juice
02:30- Lunch
04:30- Tea
06:00- Snacks
09:30- Dinner.
Time pe khana
malum, msg
karna nahi malum?
-----------------------------
:: Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
kambakht humse b koi ishq kare
Exam sar pe h or Nind bahut aati hai...
-------------------------------
Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta:Kuch B nahi
.
Santa:Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte..
----------------------------------------------
''Close ur eyes think abt urslf,ur face, ur style, ur nature, ur smile, ur luks Nw open ur eyes.U've just spent 30sec watching a
horror movie.
Now RELAX...
-------------------------------
How to impress your Kaamwali bai...?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tum isme bhi interested ho..?
Kuch to Apna standard
rakho yaar..!
-------------------------------
fish said to water: U wont ever c my tears,b'cos i'm in da water.
water replied: but i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in my heart.
Thats friendship....!Gudmonin
--------------------------------
Aftr Xam-1St Benchboys-Papr Tuf ga Undikadara
2Nd bnch-Scoring radu Kani Pas Ok
3Rd-Pas Ayite avvachu ra
Last benchboys-Invigilator super figure kadara.keep smiling....
----------------------------
D most touching lines written by a true lover to his love..
"Ever u miss me,
never u cry.
4 a drop of tear in ur eyes,
Is a day less in my life.."Goodnight
----------------------------
:: Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai...good night
--------------------
Who is dost? I will tell u dost woh jo bhi bulaye aaye,bewaja sar khaye,aap ek bolo wo char sunaye,kabhi sataye kabhi rulaye,magar hamesha sath nibhaye.
--------------------------------
Old man Principal se-
Zara BUNTY ko bulado
Principal-Aap kaun?
Old man-Uska dada
Principal-Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.....!
-----------------------------------
[Deadly Shayri]
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
khuda ki kasam,shayeri khatam
Wah Wah
....gm
------------------------
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Agar "I" hai to Beta bathroom jao. Shor Kyu macha rahe ho.. :-):-)..
------------------------------
Beta-5 rupey De Do
Papa-Kya Karega
Beta-Mere Sare Frnds Ka Account hai, Mai Bhi Khulwaunga
Papa-Very Good.Kaha Pe?
Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan Pe...
------------------------------
One Kanjus on his death time
My wife Where r u
Wife=YeS I'm here
Kanjus=My sons r u all here
Yes!Papa
To Fir us room me pankha Q on hai..gud evng
------------------------------
: A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen..
It Builds Daily..
In Prayer,Humility,Sacrifice & Luv..
May A Beautiful Life Be Yours
Today n 4ever..
---------------------------------
B4 marriage-Roses r red,sky is blue. Ur beautiful,I luv u.After marriage-Roses r dead,Im blue. Ur a headache,1 day I'll kill u. . .gud n8t
--------------------------------
Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte,
Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte..
---------------------------------
Khuda N Kre Kbhi Apko Khusiyo Ki Kmi Ho,
Apke Kadmo k Niche Phulo ki Zami Ho,
Aansu N Ho Apke Ankho Me Kabhi,
Agr Ho To Wo Khusi Ki Nami Ho!..GM
--------------------------------------
Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase.
When life is blessed with frnds like you, sweeter memories are always there to look back...Gud noon
------------------------------------------
Feel Gud When
Somebody Always
Miss U.Feel Beter When Somebody Love U. But Feel D
Best When Somebody Never
Forgets 2 Disturb U
Like Me gd n8.
---------------------------------
Pyar se Pyari Hai Aapki Dosti,Jaan Hamari Hai Aapki Dosti,Calling ka Syrup aur sms ki Tablet Dete Rahna,Kyuki 1 Khoobsurat Si Bimari Hai Aapki Dost..good mrng
If Sum1 ask me Wat is Meant by Lyf-I wud Sit Next 2My Frnds,Pull dem Close 2gethr,Put My Arms around dem n Say Proudly These IDIOTS r My Lyf...I LOVE U mama
-------------------------------------
nurse:mubarak ho santa tumhare ghare beta peda hua h
santa:wah kya technologi hai meri biwi hospital mai hai aus beta ghar mein peda hua...goodnigh
----------------------
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ...
--------------------------------
,___-,___,/___,__/ \l__[]__l__!
It's My House
Agr Chaho To Bech Kr Balance Dalwa Lo
Hm Road Pe Reh Lenge
Magr Apke SMS K Bagair Nahi...
----------------------------
1 ladki ne 1 ladke ko phone kiya:
Ghar aa jao, ghar par koi nahi he.!
Ladka chala gaya
Ghar pe waaqai koi nhi tha
"Taala laga tha"...gudn8t
------------------------
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pocha:Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Taala Khulwanay...gud evng
--------------------------
Chota Sardar:
Daddy, meri door ki najar kharab hai, chashma dilao.
S: took him outside &asked... woh kya hai?
C S: Suraj
S: Saale..aur kitna door dekhega..GN
-------------------------
Suraj ki paheli kiran lati hai
uth te hi apki yad ati hai
hum to jag gaye apki yadose ab dekhna hai apko hamari yad kab ati hai..gm
-----------------------
$: Boy1: Yaar Mere Saath Dhoka hua hai.
Boy2: Kaise?
Boy1: Meine apne baap se books ke liye paise maange the, usne to books hi bhej di!!!
--------------------------
A Poor man says work is life .
A Rich man says money is life.
A Lover says
love is life. But I say
"MY frnds " are "MY LIFE"..gud evng ....
------------------------
CUTE LIE-
LKG BOY on phone:
my son has a badcold & would not b able 2 cum 2 school 2day.
Teacher:who is this?
Boy:this is my father speaking..
good night
-----------------------------------
In umeedo ko tootney mat dena, dil ki dosti ko kam honay mat dena. Log milenge humse bi achche aapko, par hamari jagah kisi aur ko lene mat dena.
---------------------
Santa & Banta on beach
Santa: ise beach Q kehte he?
Banta: Simple Aasmaan aur zameen k beech mein he isliye ise beach kehte hai!...goodnight
-----------------------------
SMS SLAM BOOK
Name:
D.O.B:
Pet name:
Fav food:
Hero:
Heroin:
Colour:
Song:
Close friend:
Lover:
Enemy:
About me:
Come on fst fill & snd it me i am waiting.
------------------------
The heart does't 4get those special people 4 whom it cares, though daily struggle of life put us a bit apart! U r REMEMBERED Alwz BY DIS HEART.
Gud nyt
-----------------------------
>: Door se dekha to
'sher' tha
to
to
Pas jana ka to saval hi nahi hota !!......good mrng
-----------------------------
For A Better life:
nevr say sorry to 1
who like U.
nevr say bye to 1
who need U.
nevr blame d 1who really trust U,
&
nvr 4get d 1
who alwaz msg u...GUDN8T
---------------------------
Pooche prathi puvvu vikasinchadu,
Navve prathi ammai preminchadu,
Preminchina prathi ammai pelli chesukodu,
Vishwadabirama ammailanu nammakura mama..gn.
-------------------------------
Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsas banaya, phool ne kali ko kuch khaas banaya, chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyas banaya, aur mohabbat ne na jane kitno ko "DEVDAS" banaya
.------------------------------------------
>: Dil ki dhadkan ko dikhaya nahi jata
Mohabbt me lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata
Lakh judai ho pyar me fir bhi
Jindagi ka pahela pyar bhulayanahi ja....
---------------------------------
Snta Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya Bnta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua Train Kya Chej he... wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
---------------------------------------
-: Palke To Ankho Ki Hifazat Hoti He
Dhadkan To Dil Ki Amanat Hoti He
Ye pyar Ka Rishta B Bada Pyara He
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai....goodnight
-----------------------------
:: Plz Send your Bio-Data To VODAFONE, u will Get Job+Chance to Come On TV, So Apply Soon.,
Bcoz Hutch Dog has dead, Now Vodafone Need a MONKEY..!!
-----------------------------
wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
-----------------
Dr : Trust me, i am a gentleman.
Lady: its not like that Dr, your nurse is outside & my husband is not a gentleman..
------------------
LOVE says
IF U NEED ANYTHING I'LL BE THERE
where as FRNDSHIP says
"u'll NEVR NEED ANYTHING WHEN I'm THERE"......
--------------------
Teacher:who is a terrorist? sardar:terrorist is a tourist who comes from PAKISTAN to celebrate Diwali in other country. BUT TODAY THEY CELEBRATED IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY.GN.
----------------------------------
>: :LV'"V:,:V'"VE:
:L( "' )V:
:LV:. .:V:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::
Do u see d heart?
It's where I put special frnds like U
....good night
----------------------------
Tamil girls are advanced than others can U guess? all others wish us by saying hai namaste namaskar but Tamil girls say "wanna come"... see how they r
--------------------------------------
:: Gulal Ka Rang..
Gulal Ki Maar..
Suraj Ki Kiran..
Khushiyo Ki Bahar..
Chand Ki Chandni
Or
Apno Ka Pyar..
Mubarak ho Apko Holi ka Tyohar
-------------------------
`: Red 4 love,
Green 4 success,
Blue 4 health &
Pink 4 happiness.
God may bless u & ur family with all these colours
"HAPPY HOLI"
-------------------------
Uski ankhon me Mhbt ki chamak aaj b hai, Usse mere pyar pe shak aj b hai. Naav me baith kar dhoe the kabhi hath usne, Sare talab me mehndi ki mahek aaj b hai..
------------------------
$: D Best Day
2 propose a
Girl is APRIL1st!
If she agrees
it's ur luck!
if she says no
then say
"APRIL FOOL...
So,advance APRIL FOOL WISHES
-----------------------
God made day light N called it SUN, God made entertainment N called it FUN, God made nightlight N called it MOON, God made U, N called CARTOON. .
-------------------------
Aapko hum sirf aapko aur aapko arey aapko haan haan aapko baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kissi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha hamesha
pareshan karenge!!!
Gudn8t
-------------------------
Ye sangmarmar sa tera gora badan
boond boond pighalta tera shabab
honto se lgalu tujh ye kashish kaisi hai
kambhakt ye VANILA ICECREAM cheez hi aisi hai
----------------------------
:
If You Truly Love Someone,
Then The Only Thing
U Want For Them Is To Be Happy...
Even If Its Not With You.
Good nun
------------------------------------
Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha,
"What is the meaning of
'3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD
3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'.
------------------------------------
$: Girl : Meri Har Saans Pe Kai Ladke Marte Hain
Boy: Toh Tum Koi Acha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyu Nahi Karti
...gudn8t
-----------------------------
When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now..gud mrng
--------------------------------
Lalu bus ke upar khada tha. Raaste mein tufan aya. Dhoti ud gayi, phir bijli kadki.
Lalu bola: ek to hamar dhoti chhin li, upar se sasura photo kheech lee
:-D
-------------------------
Ek jaise Dost sare nahi hote
kuch humare hokar humare nahi hote
aapse dosti karne k baad mehsus hua
kon kehta he TAARE ZAMEEN PAR nahi hote.Gudnyt
----------------------------
1 Khubsurti
1 Dosti
1 narajgi
1 Sapna
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehsaas
1 Rishta
1 Pyas
Kuch Dur
Kuch Pass
Kuch Log
Bahut Khas
JaISE AAP
....gudmmg
-----------------------------------
07:30- Coffee
09:30- Tiffin
12:30- juice
02:30- Lunch
04:30- Tea
06:00- Snacks
09:30- Dinner.
Time pe khana
malum, msg
karna nahi malum?
-----------------------------
:: Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
kambakht humse b koi ishq kare
Exam sar pe h or Nind bahut aati hai...
-------------------------------
Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta:Kuch B nahi
.
Santa:Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte..
----------------------------------------------
''Close ur eyes think abt urslf,ur face, ur style, ur nature, ur smile, ur luks Nw open ur eyes.U've just spent 30sec watching a
horror movie.
Now RELAX...
-------------------------------
How to impress your Kaamwali bai...?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tum isme bhi interested ho..?
Kuch to Apna standard
rakho yaar..!
-------------------------------
fish said to water: U wont ever c my tears,b'cos i'm in da water.
water replied: but i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in my heart.
Thats friendship....!Gudmonin
--------------------------------
Aftr Xam-1St Benchboys-Papr Tuf ga Undikadara
2Nd bnch-Scoring radu Kani Pas Ok
3Rd-Pas Ayite avvachu ra
Last benchboys-Invigilator super figure kadara.keep smiling....
----------------------------
D most touching lines written by a true lover to his love..
"Ever u miss me,
never u cry.
4 a drop of tear in ur eyes,
Is a day less in my life.."Goodnight
----------------------------
:: Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai...good night
--------------------
Who is dost? I will tell u dost woh jo bhi bulaye aaye,bewaja sar khaye,aap ek bolo wo char sunaye,kabhi sataye kabhi rulaye,magar hamesha sath nibhaye.
--------------------------------
Old man Principal se-
Zara BUNTY ko bulado
Principal-Aap kaun?
Old man-Uska dada
Principal-Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.....!
-----------------------------------
[Deadly Shayri]
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
khuda ki kasam,shayeri khatam
Wah Wah
....gm
------------------------
a
b
c
d
e
f
g
h
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
i
Agar "I" hai to Beta bathroom jao. Shor Kyu macha rahe ho.. :-):-)..
------------------------------
Beta-5 rupey De Do
Papa-Kya Karega
Beta-Mere Sare Frnds Ka Account hai, Mai Bhi Khulwaunga
Papa-Very Good.Kaha Pe?
Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan Pe...
------------------------------
One Kanjus on his death time
My wife Where r u
Wife=YeS I'm here
Kanjus=My sons r u all here
Yes!Papa
To Fir us room me pankha Q on hai..gud evng
------------------------------
: A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen..
It Builds Daily..
In Prayer,Humility,Sacrifice & Luv..
May A Beautiful Life Be Yours
Today n 4ever..
---------------------------------
B4 marriage-Roses r red,sky is blue. Ur beautiful,I luv u.After marriage-Roses r dead,Im blue. Ur a headache,1 day I'll kill u. . .gud n8t
--------------------------------
Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte,
Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte..
---------------------------------
Khuda N Kre Kbhi Apko Khusiyo Ki Kmi Ho,
Apke Kadmo k Niche Phulo ki Zami Ho,
Aansu N Ho Apke Ankho Me Kabhi,
Agr Ho To Wo Khusi Ki Nami Ho!..GM
--------------------------------------
Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase.
When life is blessed with frnds like you, sweeter memories are always there to look back...Gud noon
------------------------------------------
Feel Gud When
Somebody Always
Miss U.Feel Beter When Somebody Love U. But Feel D
Best When Somebody Never
Forgets 2 Disturb U
Like Me gd n8.
---------------------------------
Pyar se Pyari Hai Aapki Dosti,Jaan Hamari Hai Aapki Dosti,Calling ka Syrup aur sms ki Tablet Dete Rahna,Kyuki 1 Khoobsurat Si Bimari Hai Aapki Dost..good mrng
If Sum1 ask me Wat is Meant by Lyf-I wud Sit Next 2My Frnds,Pull dem Close 2gethr,Put My Arms around dem n Say Proudly These IDIOTS r My Lyf...I LOVE U mama
-------------------------------------
nurse:mubarak ho santa tumhare ghare beta peda hua h
santa:wah kya technologi hai meri biwi hospital mai hai aus beta ghar mein peda hua...goodnigh
----------------------
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ...
--------------------------------
,___-,___,/___,__/ \l__[]__l__!
It's My House
Agr Chaho To Bech Kr Balance Dalwa Lo
Hm Road Pe Reh Lenge
Magr Apke SMS K Bagair Nahi...
----------------------------
1 ladki ne 1 ladke ko phone kiya:
Ghar aa jao, ghar par koi nahi he.!
Ladka chala gaya
Ghar pe waaqai koi nhi tha
"Taala laga tha"...gudn8t
------------------------
SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pocha:Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Taala Khulwanay...gud evng
--------------------------
Chota Sardar:
Daddy, meri door ki najar kharab hai, chashma dilao.
S: took him outside &asked... woh kya hai?
C S: Suraj
S: Saale..aur kitna door dekhega..GN
-------------------------
Suraj ki paheli kiran lati hai
uth te hi apki yad ati hai
hum to jag gaye apki yadose ab dekhna hai apko hamari yad kab ati hai..gm
-----------------------
$: Boy1: Yaar Mere Saath Dhoka hua hai.
Boy2: Kaise?
Boy1: Meine apne baap se books ke liye paise maange the, usne to books hi bhej di!!!
--------------------------
A Poor man says work is life .
A Rich man says money is life.
A Lover says
love is life. But I say
"MY frnds " are "MY LIFE"..gud evng ....
------------------------
CUTE LIE-
LKG BOY on phone:
my son has a badcold & would not b able 2 cum 2 school 2day.
Teacher:who is this?
Boy:this is my father speaking..
good night
-----------------------------------
In umeedo ko tootney mat dena, dil ki dosti ko kam honay mat dena. Log milenge humse bi achche aapko, par hamari jagah kisi aur ko lene mat dena.
---------------------
Santa & Banta on beach
Santa: ise beach Q kehte he?
Banta: Simple Aasmaan aur zameen k beech mein he isliye ise beach kehte hai!...goodnight
-----------------------------
SMS SLAM BOOK
Name:
D.O.B:
Pet name:
Fav food:
Hero:
Heroin:
Colour:
Song:
Close friend:
Lover:
Enemy:
About me:
Come on fst fill & snd it me i am waiting.
------------------------
The heart does't 4get those special people 4 whom it cares, though daily struggle of life put us a bit apart! U r REMEMBERED Alwz BY DIS HEART.
Gud nyt
-----------------------------
>: Door se dekha to
'sher' tha
to
to
Pas jana ka to saval hi nahi hota !!......good mrng
-----------------------------
For A Better life:
nevr say sorry to 1
who like U.
nevr say bye to 1
who need U.
nevr blame d 1who really trust U,
&
nvr 4get d 1
who alwaz msg u...GUDN8T
---------------------------
Pooche prathi puvvu vikasinchadu,
Navve prathi ammai preminchadu,
Preminchina prathi ammai pelli chesukodu,
Vishwadabirama ammailanu nammakura mama..gn.
-------------------------------
Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsas banaya, phool ne kali ko kuch khaas banaya, chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyas banaya, aur mohabbat ne na jane kitno ko "DEVDAS" banaya
.------------------------------------------
>: Dil ki dhadkan ko dikhaya nahi jata
Mohabbt me lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata
Lakh judai ho pyar me fir bhi
Jindagi ka pahela pyar bhulayanahi ja....
---------------------------------
Snta Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya Bnta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua Train Kya Chej he... wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
---------------------------------------
-: Palke To Ankho Ki Hifazat Hoti He
Dhadkan To Dil Ki Amanat Hoti He
Ye pyar Ka Rishta B Bada Pyara He
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai....goodnight
-----------------------------
:: Plz Send your Bio-Data To VODAFONE, u will Get Job+Chance to Come On TV, So Apply Soon.,
Bcoz Hutch Dog has dead, Now Vodafone Need a MONKEY..!!
-----------------------------
wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
-----------------
page 9
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
--------------------------------------
Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye
Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi..
------------------------------------
Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
-------------------------
Gajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t
-------------------------------------
A MAN got 2 Wishes
He asked for
BEST DRINK
&
BEST WOMAN
of D World
Instantly GOD gave him
WATER
&
MOTHER TERESA !
MORAL:Always Be Specific!
------------------------------------
Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm
Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm
Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm
Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm...
-------------------------------------
Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
-------------------------------------
Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta: Kuch B nahi
.
Santa: Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte....gud mrng
--------------------------------------------
Jab Khamosh Ankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti H
unke Hi Khayalo Me Khoye Rehte H
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.....
-------------------------------
Full ForM of BOYS:
B-Badmashiyo me sabse aage.
O-Owl ki tarah raat
me jage.
Y-Yaari nibhaye jaan laga ke.
S-Sharif sirf Maa-Baap k aage!
-----------------------------------
Lovely Place
KASHMIR
Lovely Number
143
Lovely day
14th Feb
Lovely Orgen
HEART
Lovely m'ment
TAJ MAHAL
Lovely Gift
ROSE
Lovely Friend
"YOU"....gud n8t
-----------------------------
Cant beat dis one...
Q:- If the birth date on ur birth certificate was
rubbed off, then what wud b ur name?
.
.Ans: UMAR GUL
----------------------------
Sleep with any Girl on
Valntins Day,she wil giv U Gud News on
Mothr's Day,& U Have child on childrn's Day,Dont try dis on Evrybody othrwis u'l celabrte AIDS day
---------------------------
Girl is the best vehical in the world,front 2horns,back 2bumpers,self lubricant when hot.Monthly automatic oil change.Highest milage of 9 months in just 2ml.
----------------------------
WICH TITLE FITS ME!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude
-damn cute
-beautiful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready 2 fght
-boss attitude
-------------------------
>: Purpose of life:
God sent us to find such frenz that if v meet them
even in hell,
They'll say:
"CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HE"!
-----------------------
Judge: "As u r key witness, Can you tell me the exact place, where this man raped your wife?" Sardar Lifted Sardarni's saree & said... "Here", my lord here..
---------------------------
"Eienstein's law of self desire: At const gravity,temp.& atmospheric press.,if u run around a tree naked at d speed of light,u can fuck ur own back;-)gm
--------------------------------
Fish Travel in D
SEA
Bird Travel in D
AIR
Stars Travel in D
SKY
But My Dear Frnd
U
Travel in My
"Heart"
....gud n8t
--------------------------------
Finish the sentence
"I never told u bt always wanted to tell u that..........."
Send it to all ur friends n see d unexpected ans.!
Reply me im waiting
--------------------------
Suppose I Have No Name
What Will U Call Me As Per My Character And Nature?
Send This 2 All of Ur Friends And Enjoy The Answerz
But Reply Me 1st.
-------------------------
Pati mobile Patni sim-card. Dono mile to hua recharge. Beta hua to incoming Beti hui to outgoing. Aur kuchh na hua to.?!?
Missed call.....goodnight
-----------------------------------
Damaad ji pehli bar sasural gaya...., Gaon walon se pucha-yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai kya.?wo bole: nahi babu...,
Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye...!
--------------------------------
When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now....GOOD MRNG
----------------------------
A saying which impresses a lot:
If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory.-
Good evening
-----------------------------
Sum can make u cry & giv u tears,many can make u laugh & giv u smiles.Bt very few can giv u "laughin tear"& "cryin smiles".dont miss such ppl in life...
----------------------------------
Sardar:-Me cinema release ithay maaku manchi collections sir..
Balakrishna:- meru theater owner Aa?
Sardar:-kadhu 'Amruthanjan' company owner ni...
-------------------------
Some relations r like Raymond's, since 1925,
Some like ICICI Bank,
8am To 8pm.
But me & Ur friendship=LIC, Jindagi ke saath bhi jindagi ke baad bhi.
-----------------------------
If u Wake up 1day n Wer Askd 2 make a Wish,
Wat wud it b?
Mine wud b dat our frndship Shud last until u C an Apple on an Orange Tree.
....good morning
-------------------------------
You Can Live Without
-The Person Who Sayz
-"You Are Mine"
-But
-You Can NEVER Live
-Without Someone
-Who Sayz
-"I Am Yours"....good afrn
------------------------------
Hw mch % that u give value to our relationshp ?
100% (writ a line of a song 4 me n snd me)
99%(cal me)
50%(1 msg)
25%(mis cal)
0%(no answer)
Let Me c what u do.
--------------------------
New Day
New Date
New Time
New Mng
New Evng
New Ni8
All R NEW
Bt
U R My'OLD'Frnd
No No..
U R My'GOLD'
Frnd
.....good morning
------------------------------
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!!!....
------------------------------------
$: 1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H
Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid
------------------------------
Wat Is Differ Bet'n
DD & CHEQU
DD
Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
Bt
CHEQU
Is Like GF
Which Can Bonce Anytime...good morning
------------------------------------
Friends and friendship is a package of feelings,Nobody can make it,nobody can break it,nobody can explain it,only we can feel it.
So feel that frndship gudnyt
-----------------------------------
>: Khuda Se Scooter Manga to BYK Mila
Ghar Manga to Bangla Mila
Phone Manga to Mobile Mila
5Lac Manga to Apka Adress Mila
to
Kab Lene Aau?
...good night
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
--------------------------------------
Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye
Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi..
------------------------------------
Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
-------------------------
Gajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t
-------------------------------------
A MAN got 2 Wishes
He asked for
BEST DRINK
&
BEST WOMAN
of D World
Instantly GOD gave him
WATER
&
MOTHER TERESA !
MORAL:Always Be Specific!
------------------------------------
Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm
Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm
Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm
Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm...
-------------------------------------
Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
-------------------------------------
Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta: Kuch B nahi
.
Santa: Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte....gud mrng
--------------------------------------------
Jab Khamosh Ankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti H
unke Hi Khayalo Me Khoye Rehte H
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.....
-------------------------------
Full ForM of BOYS:
B-Badmashiyo me sabse aage.
O-Owl ki tarah raat
me jage.
Y-Yaari nibhaye jaan laga ke.
S-Sharif sirf Maa-Baap k aage!
-----------------------------------
Lovely Place
KASHMIR
Lovely Number
143
Lovely day
14th Feb
Lovely Orgen
HEART
Lovely m'ment
TAJ MAHAL
Lovely Gift
ROSE
Lovely Friend
"YOU"....gud n8t
-----------------------------
Cant beat dis one...
Q:- If the birth date on ur birth certificate was
rubbed off, then what wud b ur name?
.
.Ans: UMAR GUL
----------------------------
Sleep with any Girl on
Valntins Day,she wil giv U Gud News on
Mothr's Day,& U Have child on childrn's Day,Dont try dis on Evrybody othrwis u'l celabrte AIDS day
---------------------------
Girl is the best vehical in the world,front 2horns,back 2bumpers,self lubricant when hot.Monthly automatic oil change.Highest milage of 9 months in just 2ml.
----------------------------
WICH TITLE FITS ME!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude
-damn cute
-beautiful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready 2 fght
-boss attitude
-------------------------
>: Purpose of life:
God sent us to find such frenz that if v meet them
even in hell,
They'll say:
"CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HE"!
-----------------------
Judge: "As u r key witness, Can you tell me the exact place, where this man raped your wife?" Sardar Lifted Sardarni's saree & said... "Here", my lord here..
---------------------------
"Eienstein's law of self desire: At const gravity,temp.& atmospheric press.,if u run around a tree naked at d speed of light,u can fuck ur own back;-)gm
--------------------------------
Fish Travel in D
SEA
Bird Travel in D
AIR
Stars Travel in D
SKY
But My Dear Frnd
U
Travel in My
"Heart"
....gud n8t
--------------------------------
Finish the sentence
"I never told u bt always wanted to tell u that..........."
Send it to all ur friends n see d unexpected ans.!
Reply me im waiting
--------------------------
Suppose I Have No Name
What Will U Call Me As Per My Character And Nature?
Send This 2 All of Ur Friends And Enjoy The Answerz
But Reply Me 1st.
-------------------------
Pati mobile Patni sim-card. Dono mile to hua recharge. Beta hua to incoming Beti hui to outgoing. Aur kuchh na hua to.?!?
Missed call.....goodnight
-----------------------------------
Damaad ji pehli bar sasural gaya...., Gaon walon se pucha-yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai kya.?wo bole: nahi babu...,
Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye...!
--------------------------------
When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now....GOOD MRNG
----------------------------
A saying which impresses a lot:
If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory.-
Good evening
-----------------------------
Sum can make u cry & giv u tears,many can make u laugh & giv u smiles.Bt very few can giv u "laughin tear"& "cryin smiles".dont miss such ppl in life...
----------------------------------
Sardar:-Me cinema release ithay maaku manchi collections sir..
Balakrishna:- meru theater owner Aa?
Sardar:-kadhu 'Amruthanjan' company owner ni...
-------------------------
Some relations r like Raymond's, since 1925,
Some like ICICI Bank,
8am To 8pm.
But me & Ur friendship=LIC, Jindagi ke saath bhi jindagi ke baad bhi.
-----------------------------
If u Wake up 1day n Wer Askd 2 make a Wish,
Wat wud it b?
Mine wud b dat our frndship Shud last until u C an Apple on an Orange Tree.
....good morning
-------------------------------
You Can Live Without
-The Person Who Sayz
-"You Are Mine"
-But
-You Can NEVER Live
-Without Someone
-Who Sayz
-"I Am Yours"....good afrn
------------------------------
Hw mch % that u give value to our relationshp ?
100% (writ a line of a song 4 me n snd me)
99%(cal me)
50%(1 msg)
25%(mis cal)
0%(no answer)
Let Me c what u do.
--------------------------
New Day
New Date
New Time
New Mng
New Evng
New Ni8
All R NEW
Bt
U R My'OLD'Frnd
No No..
U R My'GOLD'
Frnd
.....good morning
------------------------------
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!!!....
------------------------------------
$: 1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H
Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid
------------------------------
Wat Is Differ Bet'n
DD & CHEQU
DD
Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
Bt
CHEQU
Is Like GF
Which Can Bonce Anytime...good morning
------------------------------------
Friends and friendship is a package of feelings,Nobody can make it,nobody can break it,nobody can explain it,only we can feel it.
So feel that frndship gudnyt
-----------------------------------
>: Khuda Se Scooter Manga to BYK Mila
Ghar Manga to Bangla Mila
Phone Manga to Mobile Mila
5Lac Manga to Apka Adress Mila
to
Kab Lene Aau?
...good night
page 8
World
is a
Theatre !
Our life
is a
Movie !
God
is the
Director !
Nature
is the
Producer !
Ur
the
Actor,
So perform well&
Enjoy the Life...!
-------------------------------
LUV is possible after 4ndship
but
FRIENDSHIP is nt possible after luv
bcoz
medicines work b4 death.dnt work after death.
Good ni8
------------------------
Time wil change evrything:
Clasroom 2ofice
Buks 2files
Bike 2car
Pcket money 2salry
Galfrn 2wife
But v shal alwz b same Cute,Stupid,Idiot frnz4ev..
---------------------------------------
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
----------------------------------------------
Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
-----------------------------------------------
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
-------------------------------------------------
Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
------------------------------------------------
How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
-------------------------------------------
Kabhi Kabhi DiL Udas Hota H
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsas Hota H
Chalakte Hain Meri Bhi Aankho Se Aansu
Jab Tere Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota H.....gudn8
----------------------------------
How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
----------------------------------
Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
----------------------------------------
Raat ho chuki hai...,
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Key pad dabane se subha nahi hoti !
SOJAO...................,
(gud 9t)
------------------------------------------------
JIS DIN DOSTI KE EHSAS KO SAMAJH JAOGE,APNI HAR SANSO ME MERA HI NAAM PAOGE,MERI DOSTI US WAQT DEGI TUMHE AWAZ, JAB TUM DUNIYA KI BHEED ME KHUD KO AKELA PAOGE..
-----------------------------------------
Men's vision of a woman:
(?)
(.) (.) <-Product ) ( <-Problem( Y ) <-Flavour... Avoid d problem Use d product Enjoy d flavour -------------------------------- Life has No Pause Buttons! Dreams have no Expiry date! Time has no Holiday! So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life Live it Rock it. JUST DO IT ------------------------------------------- Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jaan Shalwar Ke Niche, Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se, Jo Shalwar Khole Khushi se.. -------------------------------------- Your msgz r like girl's periods... It comes only 3-4 days ina month & my messages r like SPERMS which comes many a times in a day.. BE A MAN. Msg Daily.gud ni8 ---------------------------- Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ... ==---------------------------------- There r 2 great kings who r still tuling d world till now.. 1 Smo-king 2 Drin-King lets join togethr to put an end 2 d above kingdom.. --------------------------- Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ... --------------------------- Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha, Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha, Qki Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi 4LuvMsg.... ------------------------------- Insaan k andar SMS padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zaro.. Gud Ni8. ------------------------------------ Priya mitrama Namaskaramulu Gatha kontha kaalamuga memu meeku , meeru maaku sandheshamulu pampukoka Ma manasu kalatha chendhuchunnadhi, kavuna ikanundi Red 4 prosperity.Green 4 happiness,blue 4 longitivity,orange 4 progress,pink 4 friendship.May u be blessed with all shades of Holi. Happy holi. Enjoy....mee peenasi thanamunu veedi mee yokka dhura basha parikaramu nundi sandheshamulu pampuduru. . . .shubhodayam................ Goodnight and sweet dreams. Take care bye.................. ------------------------------------------- A white couple get a black child Father ask-u white. Me white Y is baby black? Mother-U hot. Me hot Baby burnt. --------------------------------------- Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte, Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte.... ----------------------------------- Peaceful surroundings cannot create happiness in U... But our happiness can create peaceful surroundings for others around U. "Make happy, Be happy". Gud day... ------------------------------------- Years Says to Feb 29 i Miss U for 4 yrs Sky Says 2 full Moon i Miss u for 30 days My heart says 2 u i Miss u Each & Every second.... -------------------------------- Ishq Ke School Me Kamaal Ho Gaya. Ek Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Us Din Se Sara School Udaas Ho Gaya. Kyon Ki Sara School Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho Gaya.. ------------------------------------ Newtons 3 sex laws 1-A hole always attracts a pole 2-Length of pole is equal to depth of hole 3-Up&down motion,releases a lotion,which increases population! --------------------------------------- Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha, "What is the meaning of '3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD 3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'. ---------------------------------------- SO RAHE HO. BHUL GAYE ? ? ? CHALO UTHO ? SUSU KAR KE SONA.___ ( ".)< )_, - - . LL .,:,. SHABAASH ! AB... SO JAO... GOOD 9T. ---------------------------------------- Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye. Dhire se yeh hawa apko kuch keh jaye. Dil se jo chaho mang lo khuda se. Hum bhi dua karenge, apka har khwab pura ho jaye... ---------------------------------- Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha Aapki Aankhon Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai.... ---------------------------------------- Boy 2 Grl: Jab jab zuba pe tera naam aata he, ye haath niche chala jata hai,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga ek baar karne de warna hila hila k mar jaunga -------------------------------- Gajani effect "A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road" y? He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t ----------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng ------------------------------------- Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi.. -------------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng --------------------------------------- A MAN got 2 Wishes He asked for BEST DRINK & BEST WOMAN of D World Instantly GOD gave him WATER & MOTHER TERESA ! MORAL:Always Be Specific! ---------------------------------- Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm... ---------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
is a
Theatre !
Our life
is a
Movie !
God
is the
Director !
Nature
is the
Producer !
Ur
the
Actor,
So perform well&
Enjoy the Life...!
-------------------------------
LUV is possible after 4ndship
but
FRIENDSHIP is nt possible after luv
bcoz
medicines work b4 death.dnt work after death.
Good ni8
------------------------
Time wil change evrything:
Clasroom 2ofice
Buks 2files
Bike 2car
Pcket money 2salry
Galfrn 2wife
But v shal alwz b same Cute,Stupid,Idiot frnz4ev..
---------------------------------------
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
----------------------------------------------
Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
-----------------------------------------------
Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
-------------------------------------------------
Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
------------------------------------------------
How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
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Kabhi Kabhi DiL Udas Hota H
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsas Hota H
Chalakte Hain Meri Bhi Aankho Se Aansu
Jab Tere Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota H.....gudn8
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How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
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Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
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Raat ho chuki hai...,
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Key pad dabane se subha nahi hoti !
SOJAO...................,
(gud 9t)
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JIS DIN DOSTI KE EHSAS KO SAMAJH JAOGE,APNI HAR SANSO ME MERA HI NAAM PAOGE,MERI DOSTI US WAQT DEGI TUMHE AWAZ, JAB TUM DUNIYA KI BHEED ME KHUD KO AKELA PAOGE..
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Men's vision of a woman:
(?)
(.) (.) <-Product ) ( <-Problem( Y ) <-Flavour... Avoid d problem Use d product Enjoy d flavour -------------------------------- Life has No Pause Buttons! Dreams have no Expiry date! Time has no Holiday! So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life Live it Rock it. JUST DO IT ------------------------------------------- Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche, Ladki Ki Jaan Shalwar Ke Niche, Mat Bhago Uske Piche, Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se, Jo Shalwar Khole Khushi se.. -------------------------------------- Your msgz r like girl's periods... It comes only 3-4 days ina month & my messages r like SPERMS which comes many a times in a day.. BE A MAN. Msg Daily.gud ni8 ---------------------------- Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ... ==---------------------------------- There r 2 great kings who r still tuling d world till now.. 1 Smo-king 2 Drin-King lets join togethr to put an end 2 d above kingdom.. --------------------------- Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ... --------------------------- Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha, Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha, Qki Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi 4LuvMsg.... ------------------------------- Insaan k andar SMS padne ka itna bada kida hota hai ki chahe us pagal stupid fool bevcoof nalayak ko kitni bhi gaali pad rahi ho niche tak padta zaro.. Gud Ni8. ------------------------------------ Priya mitrama Namaskaramulu Gatha kontha kaalamuga memu meeku , meeru maaku sandheshamulu pampukoka Ma manasu kalatha chendhuchunnadhi, kavuna ikanundi Red 4 prosperity.Green 4 happiness,blue 4 longitivity,orange 4 progress,pink 4 friendship.May u be blessed with all shades of Holi. Happy holi. Enjoy....mee peenasi thanamunu veedi mee yokka dhura basha parikaramu nundi sandheshamulu pampuduru. . . .shubhodayam................ Goodnight and sweet dreams. Take care bye.................. ------------------------------------------- A white couple get a black child Father ask-u white. Me white Y is baby black? Mother-U hot. Me hot Baby burnt. --------------------------------------- Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte, Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte.... ----------------------------------- Peaceful surroundings cannot create happiness in U... But our happiness can create peaceful surroundings for others around U. "Make happy, Be happy". Gud day... ------------------------------------- Years Says to Feb 29 i Miss U for 4 yrs Sky Says 2 full Moon i Miss u for 30 days My heart says 2 u i Miss u Each & Every second.... -------------------------------- Ishq Ke School Me Kamaal Ho Gaya. Ek Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Us Din Se Sara School Udaas Ho Gaya. Kyon Ki Sara School Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho Gaya.. ------------------------------------ Newtons 3 sex laws 1-A hole always attracts a pole 2-Length of pole is equal to depth of hole 3-Up&down motion,releases a lotion,which increases population! --------------------------------------- Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha, "What is the meaning of '3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD 3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'. ---------------------------------------- SO RAHE HO. BHUL GAYE ? ? ? CHALO UTHO ? SUSU KAR KE SONA.___ ( ".)< )_, - - . LL .,:,. SHABAASH ! AB... SO JAO... GOOD 9T. ---------------------------------------- Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye. Dhire se yeh hawa apko kuch keh jaye. Dil se jo chaho mang lo khuda se. Hum bhi dua karenge, apka har khwab pura ho jaye... ---------------------------------- Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha Aapki Aankhon Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai.... ---------------------------------------- Boy 2 Grl: Jab jab zuba pe tera naam aata he, ye haath niche chala jata hai,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga ek baar karne de warna hila hila k mar jaunga -------------------------------- Gajani effect "A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road" y? He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t ----------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng ------------------------------------- Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi.. -------------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng --------------------------------------- A MAN got 2 Wishes He asked for BEST DRINK & BEST WOMAN of D World Instantly GOD gave him WATER & MOTHER TERESA ! MORAL:Always Be Specific! ---------------------------------- Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm... ---------------------------------- Man Asked God- "Give Me Everything So That I Can Enjoy Life." God Smiled & Replied- "I Have Given U " LIFE " To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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Mangi Dua Maine rabse
Dena Kuch aisa Jo ho alag sabse
mila Diya humko apse
Or kaha sambhalo yehi hai anmol sabse
....GOOD NIGHT
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DilKi Kitab Kuch Is Trah Banayi Hai,
Har Panno Par Aapki Yad Samayi Hai,
Kahi Fat Na Jaye 1 B Panna
Isliye Her Panno Per Dosti Ki Lemination Krayi Hai.
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wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai
ye to unke bachche hi kaminey hai,
jo Mama Mama kehke bulate hai.
===========================
Pyar ki Vo hasin tasvir khse laun
Teri Dosti se achi takdir kha se Laun
hr Janam me Mile sath Tera
Ab tu hi bata apne hatho me Vo lakir kha se lau..
----------------------------------------------------.
Shastron me Likha h ki Pati patni ek hi Gaadi k do pahiye h
agar Dono me se ek b Kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti
Moral: Stepney sath rakho.
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New Punishment 4 mobile owners
1-Missed call k liye jail.
2-SmS k liye faansi..
3-Call k liye umarkaid.
Aap mat daro kanjuso ko to inaam he!...
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Waqt or
Khushi
Tere Gulam Hoge
Hr Pal or Pehlu
Tere hi Nam Honge
Zra Mud k Dekhna
Mere Dost
Tere Hr Kadam
K Niche
Mere Hatho
k Nishaan Honge
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Chand ki Had 1 RAAT tak hoti hai,
Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai,
HUM dosti me din-raat nahi dekhte,
kyunki hamari Dosti ki had akhri SANS tak hoti
---------------------------------
Raat ka chand apko salam kare.
Pariyonki awaz aapko adab kare.
Sari duniya ko khush rakhnewala woh maalik har pal
aapki kushi ka khayal kare.
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Jaati Nahi Ankhon Se Ab Surat Teri,
Jaati Nahi DiL Se Mohabbat Teri,
Mehsus Yeh Hota Hai Jeene K Liye,
Pehle Se Zyada Ab Zarurat Hai Teri..
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Lyf ll change frm classroom 2 office,Jeans 2 formals,books 2 files
pocketmoney 2 salary
Wht ll never change is frndship let it b what it is..Gud n8t dear=
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=When u feel nobody with u.. U r alone..
Then just look at sky...
You might not see me...
But be happy that we r under the same sky..
GUD NITE
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Raat ko nya chand mubarak
Chand ko chandni mubarak
Falak ko sitare mubarak
Sitaro ko bulandi mubarak
Or aapko hmari taraf se
RAMZAN MUBARAK...
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1Glass Pani Lo
Usme Neem K Ped K Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Lie Rakho
Phir 10Min Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Baad Pilo
Kanjusi K Kide Mar Jaenge:-)
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Koi naaraz hai humse k hum kuch likhte nahi,
kahan se laye lafz jab wo milte nahi.
Dard ki zuban hoti to bata dete,
Wo zakhm kaise bataye jo dikhte nahi..-
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Khubsurat hai zindgi khwaab ki tarah,
Jaane kab tut jaye kaanch ki tarah,
Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari,
to Aankhe mat mod lena anjan Ki tarah..
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Santa: Aaj Non-veg Khate Hai?
Banta: Haa chalo machhli khate hai
Santa: Nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai
Banta: To tu Chappal pehenke kha lena....Gud mrng
Lambe Safar Me 1 Aasiyana Ho Tum,Akele Rasto K Dostana Ho Tum,Sochte He Tum Bin Zindgi Kesi Hoti,Q ki Hamari Khusi Ka 1 Bahana Ho Tum.
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Due to shortage
of swine flu masks govt requested
all girls not to
wear Bra
One bra can be
used for making
2 masks
Aao ladkiyo aao.!!
======================================
Swine flu is spreading fast. One precautionary remedy is to drink boiled mixture of tulsi leaves, dalchini and kali mirchi. Please spread to ppl whom u care abt
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Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu
Dipu- Kyun Kya Huwa
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...
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Unke chehre ko ankho se hata na sake,
dil ki betabi dikha na sake,
kitni dilchasp hai mohabat ki majburi,
samne manzil thi par kadam badha na sake..
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Heart is equal 2 a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection n
Heart shows affection.
Both hav 1 Similarity,
Can't b reformed once broken.!
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A frnd is u
F=Fantastic
R=Rocking
I=Insurable
E=Enrgetic
N=Naughty
D=Dearest..
Ha Tum..
I Just Want to Say I aM Lucky 2 Have a Frnd Like U.
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Likho to paigam aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye,
har labz me wo dard bhar do k padhnewala b pyar karne ko majbur ho jaye..
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Apki kashish sarfarosh he
Apka nasha yu madhosh he
kya kahe tumse
Ae dost
Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh he
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Frndshp
is not
just a word...
not
merely a
relationship...
itz a
silent promise
which says...
I'l b
a headache 4 u
alwayz..
Good night
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Your account has been succesfully recharged with...
My Love..
My Care..
My FriendShip..
My Happiness..
&
My Prayers!!!
Gud night
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|"""| |"""|
| |,/\,| ISH YOU
|____/\____|
A ..
Very
|"""|__|"""|
| APPY
|__|"""|___| FRIENDSHIP DAY IN ADVANCE.:-B-)
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,:*"*;,,:*"*;, *; %,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ challani gali visthundi hai ga nidrapo sweetdreams. Have a wonderful night.
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Love is like a misscall
bcoz it stops wen u try 2 catch it.
But
frndship is like sms it cums
& STAYS in ur inbox UNTIL U DeLeTe it..GUD N8
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Kabir ji ka modified doha applicable on students :
"kaahe jawat tution ko, kaahe karat padai. Number utne he aan hai, jitne ki chit banai".
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Biwi ko Apni palko p baitha Lo
de k Kushi uske saare gam Chura lo
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekhte rha jye
padosan b aa k kah Mujhe b apni Biwi bana lo
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Itna busy b na raha karo
Kbhi kabhi yaad b kar liya karo
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo
GUD N8T
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Sachchi hai dosti azma ke dekh lo
kr k yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo,
badalta nahi kabhi sona rang,
chahe jitni bar aag me jala ke dekh lo...gud mrng
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Gud frnd is 1 who tel u 2 stdy wel
but
best frnd is d 1 who stands in ur xam hal n says Abe kitna likhega
JLdi aa Ladkia ja rhi he
-----------------------------------------
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,
Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi
Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
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''Millions of people write Love Letters..
But everyone sends their 1st love letter 2 me , always
Just imagine how handsome am I
Said the
DustBin..
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Sonewale yatri kripya dhyan de good nite express aapke mobile k platform par aa chuki hai sweet passenger se anurodh hai ki wo so jaye gd nite swt dreams..:.
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Dil Aaj Phir Udaas Hai?
Na Jaane Mujhe KisKi Talash Hai..?
Apni Girl Frend Se Meri Baat Kara Do,
Maine Suna Hai..? Kambakht Badi JHAKKAS Hai.
Apki jindgi me kabhi koi gam na ho
Apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho
Apko mile roj-roj new-new friends par kisi me hamari jagah lene ka dam na ho...
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.*""*.*""*.
* FRIEND *
"*.SHIP.*" "*.*".
Mitrama Ne Sneham naku Varam
Ne Parichayam naku Maduram
Na Manasulo Cherigiponi Nestama
Gud n8
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Dost ko apni palko pe bithalo.Dekar khushiya uske sare gham churalo.
Dosti aisi karo k duniya dekhati rehjaye.
Dushman bi aake kahe ke hame bi apna dost banalo.
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Mohabbat na hoti to gazal kaun kehta?
Kichad k phul ko kamal kaun kehta?
Pyar to mohabbat ka karishma hai,
varna pathar k mahal ko TAJ Kon kehta..
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Milte Hai Ache DOST Sirf Kushnasibo ko,
Meri Kismat Se Jalna Chod Do,
Agar Tamanna Ho Milne ki Mere DOST Se, To Bus Apni Nazar Aine Ki Taraf Mod Do.
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DiL ki Mahfil me Ujala Kijiye.
Roz PyarBhare MSGDiya Kijiye.
Zindagi Khubsurat Ban
Jayegi Janab
Apno k Liye
Thoda Waqt Nikala Kijiye....
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I wish god 2 give U_
¤ Clouds as Bed_
¤ Moon as Pillow_
¤ Stars as Light_
¤ Cool wind at side_
¤ Angels sing Melodies_
¤ Close ur Eyes_!
!!\__GUD+N8+FRND__/!!
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Tum zamane k ho hamare siva
Hm kisi k nhi tumhare siva
tume yakin dilaye to kis tarh
Hamara koi nhi tumhare siva
...
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Har khushi me aapki baat karte hai,
aap salamat rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
paas aana mumkin nahi abhi isiliye
yaadon se hi salam karte hai,.
-------------------------------
DOSTI k baad MOHABBAT ho sakti hai magar
MOHABBAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti
Kiyon k?
Dawa MOUT se pahle hi asar karti hai MOUT k bad nahi....
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Wo mile hame kahani bankar,
dil me rahe dost ki nishani bankar
ham jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke ander,
wo aksar nikale jate hai Pani banker...gud evng
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Aapke chehre ki chamkti beauty ne mere SLEEPING HEART ko AWAKE kiya, mera dil to SALTY biskit tha, aap ki yad ne mitha cack kiya! Gud mng
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World
is a
Theatre !
Our life
is a
Movie !
God
is the
Director !
Nature
is the
Producer !
Ur
the
Actor,
So perform well&
Enjoy the Life...!
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SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-2 EGGS With MILK. Evening:-2 PEGS With CHIPS. & Night:-Two LEGS With LIPS.
Enjoy WINTER With My TIPS.
"Happy Winter."
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If Time
slips away
wiDout A WoRD
frm ME
u Dnt
WORY
aBt our
FRNDSHiP
bcz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS
wil Alwys
keep ME R O
A * U D N
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Meherban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega Mobile Uthayega SMS Padhega Muskurayega Ab Bandar Forward Kar K Hoshiyari Dikhayga.
-------------------------------
Dena Kuch aisa Jo ho alag sabse
mila Diya humko apse
Or kaha sambhalo yehi hai anmol sabse
....GOOD NIGHT
----------------------------------------------
DilKi Kitab Kuch Is Trah Banayi Hai,
Har Panno Par Aapki Yad Samayi Hai,
Kahi Fat Na Jaye 1 B Panna
Isliye Her Panno Per Dosti Ki Lemination Krayi Hai.
------------------------------------------------
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai
wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai
ye to unke bachche hi kaminey hai,
jo Mama Mama kehke bulate hai.
===========================
Pyar ki Vo hasin tasvir khse laun
Teri Dosti se achi takdir kha se Laun
hr Janam me Mile sath Tera
Ab tu hi bata apne hatho me Vo lakir kha se lau..
----------------------------------------------------.
Shastron me Likha h ki Pati patni ek hi Gaadi k do pahiye h
agar Dono me se ek b Kharab ho jaye to gaadi nahi chal sakti
Moral: Stepney sath rakho.
---------------------------------------
New Punishment 4 mobile owners
1-Missed call k liye jail.
2-SmS k liye faansi..
3-Call k liye umarkaid.
Aap mat daro kanjuso ko to inaam he!...
-------------------------------------------
Waqt or
Khushi
Tere Gulam Hoge
Hr Pal or Pehlu
Tere hi Nam Honge
Zra Mud k Dekhna
Mere Dost
Tere Hr Kadam
K Niche
Mere Hatho
k Nishaan Honge
----------------------------------------------
Chand ki Had 1 RAAT tak hoti hai,
Suraj ki had sirf DIN tak hoti hai,
HUM dosti me din-raat nahi dekhte,
kyunki hamari Dosti ki had akhri SANS tak hoti
---------------------------------
Raat ka chand apko salam kare.
Pariyonki awaz aapko adab kare.
Sari duniya ko khush rakhnewala woh maalik har pal
aapki kushi ka khayal kare.
---------------------------------------
Jaati Nahi Ankhon Se Ab Surat Teri,
Jaati Nahi DiL Se Mohabbat Teri,
Mehsus Yeh Hota Hai Jeene K Liye,
Pehle Se Zyada Ab Zarurat Hai Teri..
-----------------------------------------
Lyf ll change frm classroom 2 office,Jeans 2 formals,books 2 files
pocketmoney 2 salary
Wht ll never change is frndship let it b what it is..Gud n8t dear=
------------------------------
=When u feel nobody with u.. U r alone..
Then just look at sky...
You might not see me...
But be happy that we r under the same sky..
GUD NITE
------------------------------
Raat ko nya chand mubarak
Chand ko chandni mubarak
Falak ko sitare mubarak
Sitaro ko bulandi mubarak
Or aapko hmari taraf se
RAMZAN MUBARAK...
-------------------------------------
1Glass Pani Lo
Usme Neem K Ped K Phul Dalo
2Ghante K Lie Rakho
Phir 10Min Garam Kar K Thanda Karne K Baad Pilo
Kanjusi K Kide Mar Jaenge:-)
-------------------------------------------
Koi naaraz hai humse k hum kuch likhte nahi,
kahan se laye lafz jab wo milte nahi.
Dard ki zuban hoti to bata dete,
Wo zakhm kaise bataye jo dikhte nahi..-
-------------------------------------------
Khubsurat hai zindgi khwaab ki tarah,
Jaane kab tut jaye kaanch ki tarah,
Kisi mod pe mulakat ho gayi humari,
to Aankhe mat mod lena anjan Ki tarah..
===============================================
Santa: Aaj Non-veg Khate Hai?
Banta: Haa chalo machhli khate hai
Santa: Nahi yaar usme kaante hote hai
Banta: To tu Chappal pehenke kha lena....Gud mrng
Lambe Safar Me 1 Aasiyana Ho Tum,Akele Rasto K Dostana Ho Tum,Sochte He Tum Bin Zindgi Kesi Hoti,Q ki Hamari Khusi Ka 1 Bahana Ho Tum.
=======================================================
Due to shortage
of swine flu masks govt requested
all girls not to
wear Bra
One bra can be
used for making
2 masks
Aao ladkiyo aao.!!
======================================
Swine flu is spreading fast. One precautionary remedy is to drink boiled mixture of tulsi leaves, dalchini and kali mirchi. Please spread to ppl whom u care abt
------------------------------------------
Pappu-Yar Mai bohat preshan hu
Dipu- Kyun Kya Huwa
Pappu-Yaar subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...
-----------------------------------
Unke chehre ko ankho se hata na sake,
dil ki betabi dikha na sake,
kitni dilchasp hai mohabat ki majburi,
samne manzil thi par kadam badha na sake..
--------------------------------------------------
Heart is equal 2 a mirror,
Mirror shows reflection n
Heart shows affection.
Both hav 1 Similarity,
Can't b reformed once broken.!
------------------------------------------
A frnd is u
F=Fantastic
R=Rocking
I=Insurable
E=Enrgetic
N=Naughty
D=Dearest..
Ha Tum..
I Just Want to Say I aM Lucky 2 Have a Frnd Like U.
-----------------------------------------------
Likho to paigam aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho jaye,
har labz me wo dard bhar do k padhnewala b pyar karne ko majbur ho jaye..
---------------------------------
Apki kashish sarfarosh he
Apka nasha yu madhosh he
kya kahe tumse
Ae dost
Jis pagal kutte ne apko kata
Wo ab tak behosh he
----------------------------------------------
Frndshp
is not
just a word...
not
merely a
relationship...
itz a
silent promise
which says...
I'l b
a headache 4 u
alwayz..
Good night
---------------------------------------
Your account has been succesfully recharged with...
My Love..
My Care..
My FriendShip..
My Happiness..
&
My Prayers!!!
Gud night
----------------------------------
|"""| |"""|
| |,/\,| ISH YOU
|____/\____|
A ..
Very
|"""|__|"""|
| APPY
|__|"""|___| FRIENDSHIP DAY IN ADVANCE.:-B-)
--------------------------------------------------
,:*"*;,,:*"*;, *; %,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ challani gali visthundi hai ga nidrapo sweetdreams. Have a wonderful night.
--------------------------------
Love is like a misscall
bcoz it stops wen u try 2 catch it.
But
frndship is like sms it cums
& STAYS in ur inbox UNTIL U DeLeTe it..GUD N8
----------------------
Kabir ji ka modified doha applicable on students :
"kaahe jawat tution ko, kaahe karat padai. Number utne he aan hai, jitne ki chit banai".
---------------------------------------
Biwi ko Apni palko p baitha Lo
de k Kushi uske saare gam Chura lo
Pyar aisa karo k sub dekhte rha jye
padosan b aa k kah Mujhe b apni Biwi bana lo
--------------------------------------------
Itna busy b na raha karo
Kbhi kabhi yaad b kar liya karo
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo
GUD N8T
==--------------------------------------
Sachchi hai dosti azma ke dekh lo
kr k yakin mujh pe mere paas aake dekh lo,
badalta nahi kabhi sona rang,
chahe jitni bar aag me jala ke dekh lo...gud mrng
--------------------------------
Gud frnd is 1 who tel u 2 stdy wel
but
best frnd is d 1 who stands in ur xam hal n says Abe kitna likhega
JLdi aa Ladkia ja rhi he
-----------------------------------------
Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Pani nhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,
Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi
Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
--------------------------------------
''Millions of people write Love Letters..
But everyone sends their 1st love letter 2 me , always
Just imagine how handsome am I
Said the
DustBin..
----------------------------------------------------
Sonewale yatri kripya dhyan de good nite express aapke mobile k platform par aa chuki hai sweet passenger se anurodh hai ki wo so jaye gd nite swt dreams..:.
-----------------------------------------------
Dil Aaj Phir Udaas Hai?
Na Jaane Mujhe KisKi Talash Hai..?
Apni Girl Frend Se Meri Baat Kara Do,
Maine Suna Hai..? Kambakht Badi JHAKKAS Hai.
Apki jindgi me kabhi koi gam na ho
Apki ankhe kabhi ansuo se nam na ho
Apko mile roj-roj new-new friends par kisi me hamari jagah lene ka dam na ho...
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.*""*.*""*.
* FRIEND *
"*.SHIP.*" "*.*".
Mitrama Ne Sneham naku Varam
Ne Parichayam naku Maduram
Na Manasulo Cherigiponi Nestama
Gud n8
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Dost ko apni palko pe bithalo.Dekar khushiya uske sare gham churalo.
Dosti aisi karo k duniya dekhati rehjaye.
Dushman bi aake kahe ke hame bi apna dost banalo.
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Mohabbat na hoti to gazal kaun kehta?
Kichad k phul ko kamal kaun kehta?
Pyar to mohabbat ka karishma hai,
varna pathar k mahal ko TAJ Kon kehta..
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Milte Hai Ache DOST Sirf Kushnasibo ko,
Meri Kismat Se Jalna Chod Do,
Agar Tamanna Ho Milne ki Mere DOST Se, To Bus Apni Nazar Aine Ki Taraf Mod Do.
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DiL ki Mahfil me Ujala Kijiye.
Roz PyarBhare MSGDiya Kijiye.
Zindagi Khubsurat Ban
Jayegi Janab
Apno k Liye
Thoda Waqt Nikala Kijiye....
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I wish god 2 give U_
¤ Clouds as Bed_
¤ Moon as Pillow_
¤ Stars as Light_
¤ Cool wind at side_
¤ Angels sing Melodies_
¤ Close ur Eyes_!
!!\__GUD+N8+FRND__/!!
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Tum zamane k ho hamare siva
Hm kisi k nhi tumhare siva
tume yakin dilaye to kis tarh
Hamara koi nhi tumhare siva
...
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Har khushi me aapki baat karte hai,
aap salamat rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
paas aana mumkin nahi abhi isiliye
yaadon se hi salam karte hai,.
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DOSTI k baad MOHABBAT ho sakti hai magar
MOHABBAT k baad DOSTI nahi ho sakti
Kiyon k?
Dawa MOUT se pahle hi asar karti hai MOUT k bad nahi....
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Wo mile hame kahani bankar,
dil me rahe dost ki nishani bankar
ham jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke ander,
wo aksar nikale jate hai Pani banker...gud evng
===============
Aapke chehre ki chamkti beauty ne mere SLEEPING HEART ko AWAKE kiya, mera dil to SALTY biskit tha, aap ki yad ne mitha cack kiya! Gud mng
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World
is a
Theatre !
Our life
is a
Movie !
God
is the
Director !
Nature
is the
Producer !
Ur
the
Actor,
So perform well&
Enjoy the Life...!
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SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-2 EGGS With MILK. Evening:-2 PEGS With CHIPS. & Night:-Two LEGS With LIPS.
Enjoy WINTER With My TIPS.
"Happy Winter."
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If Time
slips away
wiDout A WoRD
frm ME
u Dnt
WORY
aBt our
FRNDSHiP
bcz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS
wil Alwys
keep ME R O
A * U D N
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Meherban Kadardan Dekhiye Mere SMS Ka Kamal Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega Mobile Uthayega SMS Padhega Muskurayega Ab Bandar Forward Kar K Hoshiyari Dikhayga.
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Heart beats r skipped once in a while..
Memories can be kept in a file..
Bt my face nevr misses a smile,
when ur name flashes on my mobile...
-----------------------------------------
Aapne Dil Ki baat Unse Keh Nai Sakte
Bin kahe Jee Nahi Skate
ae Khuda Aisi Taqdeer Bana
Woh Humse Khud Kahe
Hum aapke Bina reh Nai Sakte...
-------------------------------------------
joke_sms
Munnabhai: Circuit ye Rehan kaun hai?
Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.
Gud mrng
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tumhara Naam Phul Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
DIL Rakhu To Tut Jaoge
Chalo BIJLI Rakhta Hu
Chhor K Jaoge To 1 Ghante Baad Wapas Aa jaoge...
----------------------------------------------------
If an egg is broken 4m OUTSIDE force-the Life ENDS.
If an egg Breaks 4m INSIDE force-the Life BEGINS.
GREAT things always begin 4m Inside.
-----------------------------------------------------
Who evr u may b,
whr evr life
leads u,
u r always..
A Mom's child,
A Dad's dream,
A Family's future,
A Frnd's heart &
Sum1's life!
B the best of it.
Gud Morng.
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Bund bund Se hai sagar Ki Gehrai
Iski Har Bhund Har Mujhe me Samai
Koi ManGe to ek Bhnd Na de Sakenge
Q ki har Ek Bund me ha aapki Dosti Samai..GUD MRNG
--------------------------------------------------
Dosti se kimti koi jagir nahi hoti
dosti se khubsurat koi tasvir nahi hoti
dosti yu to hai ek kacha dhaga magar
is dhage se majbut koi zanzir nahi hoti.
-----------------------------------------------------
True friends r like mornings,
u can't have them the whole day
But
u can b sure They will b there
wen u wakeup tomorrow,next year and 4ever..GUD MRNG
---------------------------------------------------
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu SmS or Miss Call Diya nahi karte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KarDo
In Sab Chizo se BanDar khela nahi karte...Gud n8
--------------------------------------------
Good Morning... 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing! Have a nice day dear.
----------------------------------------------------
True frnds r like our upper & lower Eyelids,
They often meet coz they miss each other,
&
wen they meet,they dnt see d world around..GUD N8
-----------------------------------------------------
I think ur innocent eyes r tired luking at d world
So let ur
eye-lashes hug each othr 4 few hrs
Happy journey 2 d world of beautiful dreamz...GUD NT DEAR
--------------------------------------------------------
Hume apne dil me basAye rakhnA,
HamAri yAdo K chirAg jalAye rakhnA,
bahut lambA h safar zindagi kA mere dost
Ek hissA hume bhi banAye rakhnA...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Dukh me khushi ki wajah banti hai dosti,
dard me yado ki wajah banti hai dosti,
jab kuch b achha nhi lagta hai dunya me,
tab jine ki wajah banti hai dosti..
---------------------------------------------------------
Tute Hue Phul Khushbu De Jate He
Bite Huye Pal Yade De Jate He,
Har Kisika Andaz He Apna Apna Koi Dosti Me Pyar To Koi Pyar Me Dosti De Jate Hai..GUD MRNG
------------------------------------------------------
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool
funny and amazing replies
But reply me first..
Kya haal hai?..
------------------------------------------------------
('.') _/|:|\_
[]"""<"<"""[] Main Subah Se Yaha Baith ke Koi BUS Ya TRAIN Nahi Balke Aap K SmS aur ap k call ka Intezar Kar Raha Hoon --------------------------------------------------------- The very bst medicine that nature has given 2 human 2 refresh both Body n Mind is "SLEEP" so take dis medicine regularly at d right time. Gud Ni8 N Sweet Dreams -------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi.. Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo.. Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, KhataM to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. ............................................................ Dosti ki taarif zuban pe aane lagi, Tumse dosti ki to zindagi muskurane lagi, ye dosti thi ya apki achhai, har saans se apke liye dua aane lagi..GUD NT -------------------------------------------------- Aaj Maine 2 kasMe khai hain. 1- Paraayi ladki pe nazar nahi daalunga. 2- Kisi ladki ko paraayi nahi saMjhoonga. GUD MRNG ---------------------------------------------------- "Reflection Cannot be seen in Boiling Water, d same way Truth cannot be seen in a state of Anger, So alwyz keep urself cool.... ------------------------------------------------------------- When Emotions Play their role, heart cries.. & When heart cries, it dsnt make any Sound.. But D Person Who Listen that Sound is called Frnd..GUD NT --------------------------------------------------------------- Palak Jhuka Kr SaLam Karte h IS dil ki Dua Aap k Naam Karte h Kabul Ho to Muskra Dena Hum Ye Sms Aap K Naam karte he.. ---------------------------------------------------- Chor to SANTA se : Apne paise nikaal. Man: I'm Parkash Singh Baadal, chief minister of PUNJAB Chor:Acha,to phir sale hamare paise nikaal ---------------------------------------------------- Whn u r lonely in d middle of d nigt, try 2luk at d stars in d sky Although we r nt in d same place bt may b we wil b luking 8 d same stars..GUD NT ------------------------------------------------- Agar ques paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to 1 gehri sans lo zor se chillao Kamino fail hi karna h,to exam kyu lete ho.. -------------------------------------------------- So many hands in 1 tiffin box so many frnz at 1 bench so many cal on bday ni8 so many tears 4 1 little fight Frnz-d best part of my lif..Gud nt ------------------------------------------------------ Enjoy Every Moment In Life... Because Even "Today's Newspaper will Bcome Tomorrow's Waste paper" That's life. B careful..., Gud mrng n gud day .:-) ------------------------------------------------------ Perfect morning 1.open ur eyes 2.strech ur arms 3.feel the freshness 4.Take a deep breath. 5.& say Its is too early, let me sleep again. G.M have a nice day ------------------------------------------------------------ Mujhe sulane k khatir jab raat ati he, Hum so nahi pate raat khud so jati he, puchne par dil seye awaz ati he, aaj unhe yad kr le rat to roz ati he..Gn ----------------------------------------------- Aadhi Raat Ko Sapna Aa Jata Hai, Fir Sona MushkiL Ho Jata Hai, Rab Ki Kasam Yaaro Maine Pyar Nahi Kiya, Ye Pyaar To Apne Aap Hi Ho Jata Hai ---------------------------------------------------- I was not ur FIRSTFREND I wont b ur LASTFREND I may not b ur CLOSEFREND too But I wil b ur TRUE FREND n Thats True..GUD NT take care ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruth gaye hamare chahne wale, ruth gaye hame manane wale, ab tho mobile bhi humse puchta hai, ki kahan chup gaye tujhko roz sms karne wale...! -------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti ka daman kabi na tute, tum humse hum tumse kabi na roote, Is kadar dosti ko nibhyenge ki, ye dhadkane khamosh ho jaye par ye dosti na tute. GUD MRNG ------------------------------------------------------------- Har koi pyar k liye tadapta he, Har koi pyar k liye rota he, Dosto ye dosti sada kayam rakhna, Qki pyar to sabse jyada dosti me hi hota hai..!! ---------------------------------------------------- Duniya ki bheed mein ek dua hamari, Jis mein mangi hum ne khushi tumhari, Muskurao jab bhi tum dilse, Samjho dua qubol hui hamari. ------------------------------------------------------ Every Problem in Life Carries a Gift Inside it, So whenever u Loose Something Dont Get Upset Bcoz Something May wait 4 u more than u lost..GUD MRNG -------------------------------------------- RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He To Wo Hr Ques K Neche |||||||||||| Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ye dosti ka rishta tutey na kabhi, Ay dost to mujh se ruthey na kabhi, karte hain rab se har pal ye Dua.... door rah kar bhi apna sath chutey na kabhi..GEVNG -------------------------------------------------------- Hum Apne Aap Par Gurur Nhi krte Yaad krne k Liye kisi ko majbur nhi krte Magar Jab ek b Kisi ko Dost Banale to use Aapne Dil se Kabhi Dur Nhi krte..GUD MRNG ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Kuch rishte anjane me ban jate he, Pehle dilSe fir zindgiSe jud jate he. Kehte hai us daur ko dosti, Jisme anjane najane kab apne ban jate he. ------------------------------------------------------- Dil Pyar Me Beqarar Bhi Hota Hai Dosti Me Intezar Bhi Hota Hai Hoti Nahi Pyar Me Dosti Par Dosti Mein ShaMil Pyar Bhi Hota Hai. ------------------------------------------------------------ A 5yr old boy askd his FRIEND wht is FRIENDSHIP? He replied FRNDSHP is wen U rob my CHOCOLATES evryday 4m my bag, i still keep it in same place. GooD Night ..! --------------------------------------------------------------- 10 msgs for u 1-hi 2-hello 3-i miss u 4-how r u? 5-hope u r fine 6-keep smiling 7-take care 8-be happy 9-Gud M'ing 10-hav a nice day.. ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher: What is the diff betn an Orange and an Apple? Santa: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple. good night ----------------------------------------------------------- Dosti imtihan nahi pyar mangti hai Nazar aur kuch nahi dost ka dedar mangti hai Zindgi apne liye kuch nahi Lekin Aapke liye duaen hazaro mangti hai..GOOD NITE ------------------------------------------------------------- Bolti hai dosti,chup raheta hai pyar. hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. phir b kyu dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar.
Memories can be kept in a file..
Bt my face nevr misses a smile,
when ur name flashes on my mobile...
-----------------------------------------
Aapne Dil Ki baat Unse Keh Nai Sakte
Bin kahe Jee Nahi Skate
ae Khuda Aisi Taqdeer Bana
Woh Humse Khud Kahe
Hum aapke Bina reh Nai Sakte...
-------------------------------------------
joke_sms
Munnabhai: Circuit ye Rehan kaun hai?
Circuit:Bhai mast ladka he bole to A un kanjuso ko Bhi SMS bhejta hai jo ise nahi
Bhejte.
Gud mrng
-----------------------------------------------------------
Tumhara Naam Phul Rakhu To Bikhar Jaoge
DIL Rakhu To Tut Jaoge
Chalo BIJLI Rakhta Hu
Chhor K Jaoge To 1 Ghante Baad Wapas Aa jaoge...
----------------------------------------------------
If an egg is broken 4m OUTSIDE force-the Life ENDS.
If an egg Breaks 4m INSIDE force-the Life BEGINS.
GREAT things always begin 4m Inside.
-----------------------------------------------------
Who evr u may b,
whr evr life
leads u,
u r always..
A Mom's child,
A Dad's dream,
A Family's future,
A Frnd's heart &
Sum1's life!
B the best of it.
Gud Morng.
------------------------------------------------------
Bund bund Se hai sagar Ki Gehrai
Iski Har Bhund Har Mujhe me Samai
Koi ManGe to ek Bhnd Na de Sakenge
Q ki har Ek Bund me ha aapki Dosti Samai..GUD MRNG
--------------------------------------------------
Dosti se kimti koi jagir nahi hoti
dosti se khubsurat koi tasvir nahi hoti
dosti yu to hai ek kacha dhaga magar
is dhage se majbut koi zanzir nahi hoti.
-----------------------------------------------------
True friends r like mornings,
u can't have them the whole day
But
u can b sure They will b there
wen u wakeup tomorrow,next year and 4ever..GUD MRNG
---------------------------------------------------
Kabhi KisiKo Tang Kiya Nahi karte
Yu SmS or Miss Call Diya nahi karte
Jiska Mobile Hai Usko Wapis KarDo
In Sab Chizo se BanDar khela nahi karte...Gud n8
--------------------------------------------
Good Morning... 2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing! Have a nice day dear.
----------------------------------------------------
True frnds r like our upper & lower Eyelids,
They often meet coz they miss each other,
&
wen they meet,they dnt see d world around..GUD N8
-----------------------------------------------------
I think ur innocent eyes r tired luking at d world
So let ur
eye-lashes hug each othr 4 few hrs
Happy journey 2 d world of beautiful dreamz...GUD NT DEAR
--------------------------------------------------------
Hume apne dil me basAye rakhnA,
HamAri yAdo K chirAg jalAye rakhnA,
bahut lambA h safar zindagi kA mere dost
Ek hissA hume bhi banAye rakhnA...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Dukh me khushi ki wajah banti hai dosti,
dard me yado ki wajah banti hai dosti,
jab kuch b achha nhi lagta hai dunya me,
tab jine ki wajah banti hai dosti..
---------------------------------------------------------
Tute Hue Phul Khushbu De Jate He
Bite Huye Pal Yade De Jate He,
Har Kisika Andaz He Apna Apna Koi Dosti Me Pyar To Koi Pyar Me Dosti De Jate Hai..GUD MRNG
------------------------------------------------------
Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool
funny and amazing replies
But reply me first..
Kya haal hai?..
------------------------------------------------------
('.') _/|:|\_
[]"""<"<"""[] Main Subah Se Yaha Baith ke Koi BUS Ya TRAIN Nahi Balke Aap K SmS aur ap k call ka Intezar Kar Raha Hoon --------------------------------------------------------- The very bst medicine that nature has given 2 human 2 refresh both Body n Mind is "SLEEP" so take dis medicine regularly at d right time. Gud Ni8 N Sweet Dreams -------------------------------------------------------- Zindagi.. Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo.. Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, KhataM to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. ............................................................ Dosti ki taarif zuban pe aane lagi, Tumse dosti ki to zindagi muskurane lagi, ye dosti thi ya apki achhai, har saans se apke liye dua aane lagi..GUD NT -------------------------------------------------- Aaj Maine 2 kasMe khai hain. 1- Paraayi ladki pe nazar nahi daalunga. 2- Kisi ladki ko paraayi nahi saMjhoonga. GUD MRNG ---------------------------------------------------- "Reflection Cannot be seen in Boiling Water, d same way Truth cannot be seen in a state of Anger, So alwyz keep urself cool.... ------------------------------------------------------------- When Emotions Play their role, heart cries.. & When heart cries, it dsnt make any Sound.. But D Person Who Listen that Sound is called Frnd..GUD NT --------------------------------------------------------------- Palak Jhuka Kr SaLam Karte h IS dil ki Dua Aap k Naam Karte h Kabul Ho to Muskra Dena Hum Ye Sms Aap K Naam karte he.. ---------------------------------------------------- Chor to SANTA se : Apne paise nikaal. Man: I'm Parkash Singh Baadal, chief minister of PUNJAB Chor:Acha,to phir sale hamare paise nikaal ---------------------------------------------------- Whn u r lonely in d middle of d nigt, try 2luk at d stars in d sky Although we r nt in d same place bt may b we wil b luking 8 d same stars..GUD NT ------------------------------------------------- Agar ques paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to 1 gehri sans lo zor se chillao Kamino fail hi karna h,to exam kyu lete ho.. -------------------------------------------------- So many hands in 1 tiffin box so many frnz at 1 bench so many cal on bday ni8 so many tears 4 1 little fight Frnz-d best part of my lif..Gud nt ------------------------------------------------------ Enjoy Every Moment In Life... Because Even "Today's Newspaper will Bcome Tomorrow's Waste paper" That's life. B careful..., Gud mrng n gud day .:-) ------------------------------------------------------ Perfect morning 1.open ur eyes 2.strech ur arms 3.feel the freshness 4.Take a deep breath. 5.& say Its is too early, let me sleep again. G.M have a nice day ------------------------------------------------------------ Mujhe sulane k khatir jab raat ati he, Hum so nahi pate raat khud so jati he, puchne par dil seye awaz ati he, aaj unhe yad kr le rat to roz ati he..Gn ----------------------------------------------- Aadhi Raat Ko Sapna Aa Jata Hai, Fir Sona MushkiL Ho Jata Hai, Rab Ki Kasam Yaaro Maine Pyar Nahi Kiya, Ye Pyaar To Apne Aap Hi Ho Jata Hai ---------------------------------------------------- I was not ur FIRSTFREND I wont b ur LASTFREND I may not b ur CLOSEFREND too But I wil b ur TRUE FREND n Thats True..GUD NT take care ------------------------------------------------------------ Ruth gaye hamare chahne wale, ruth gaye hame manane wale, ab tho mobile bhi humse puchta hai, ki kahan chup gaye tujhko roz sms karne wale...! -------------------------------------------------------------- Dosti ka daman kabi na tute, tum humse hum tumse kabi na roote, Is kadar dosti ko nibhyenge ki, ye dhadkane khamosh ho jaye par ye dosti na tute. GUD MRNG ------------------------------------------------------------- Har koi pyar k liye tadapta he, Har koi pyar k liye rota he, Dosto ye dosti sada kayam rakhna, Qki pyar to sabse jyada dosti me hi hota hai..!! ---------------------------------------------------- Duniya ki bheed mein ek dua hamari, Jis mein mangi hum ne khushi tumhari, Muskurao jab bhi tum dilse, Samjho dua qubol hui hamari. ------------------------------------------------------ Every Problem in Life Carries a Gift Inside it, So whenever u Loose Something Dont Get Upset Bcoz Something May wait 4 u more than u lost..GUD MRNG -------------------------------------------- RAAZ ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata He To Wo Hr Ques K Neche |||||||||||| Aisi Line Laga K Neche Likhta H Scratch Kr K Answer Parh Lo ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ye dosti ka rishta tutey na kabhi, Ay dost to mujh se ruthey na kabhi, karte hain rab se har pal ye Dua.... door rah kar bhi apna sath chutey na kabhi..GEVNG -------------------------------------------------------- Hum Apne Aap Par Gurur Nhi krte Yaad krne k Liye kisi ko majbur nhi krte Magar Jab ek b Kisi ko Dost Banale to use Aapne Dil se Kabhi Dur Nhi krte..GUD MRNG ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Kuch rishte anjane me ban jate he, Pehle dilSe fir zindgiSe jud jate he. Kehte hai us daur ko dosti, Jisme anjane najane kab apne ban jate he. ------------------------------------------------------- Dil Pyar Me Beqarar Bhi Hota Hai Dosti Me Intezar Bhi Hota Hai Hoti Nahi Pyar Me Dosti Par Dosti Mein ShaMil Pyar Bhi Hota Hai. ------------------------------------------------------------ A 5yr old boy askd his FRIEND wht is FRIENDSHIP? He replied FRNDSHP is wen U rob my CHOCOLATES evryday 4m my bag, i still keep it in same place. GooD Night ..! --------------------------------------------------------------- 10 msgs for u 1-hi 2-hello 3-i miss u 4-how r u? 5-hope u r fine 6-keep smiling 7-take care 8-be happy 9-Gud M'ing 10-hav a nice day.. ------------------------------------------------------------ Teacher: What is the diff betn an Orange and an Apple? Santa: The color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple. good night ----------------------------------------------------------- Dosti imtihan nahi pyar mangti hai Nazar aur kuch nahi dost ka dedar mangti hai Zindgi apne liye kuch nahi Lekin Aapke liye duaen hazaro mangti hai..GOOD NITE ------------------------------------------------------------- Bolti hai dosti,chup raheta hai pyar. hasati hai dosti, rulata hai pyar. milati hai dosti, juda karta hai pyar. phir b kyu dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar.
page 5
Ladki ki T-shirt
par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha kya.
Boy: aeroplane to dekha per
MAA KASAM
aisa Air port nahi dekha..
------------------------------------------------------------------
As i look back my life,i remember tears i cried,jokes i laughed at,things i lost,but ther is one thing i never regret,its the day we became friends.
--------------------------------------------------------
:-)gGold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day.
I'm So Worried Abt U .
U Be Careful.
Some1 May Kidnap U
B'coz U R MY 24 carats GOLDEN Friend.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana.
Zindagi me sabko hasana
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana.
Phir bhi koi gham de to MUJHE phone lagana. . . .
"TAPKA DENGE" sale ko..
------------------------------------
No tear
no fear
khao "LAYS"
aur
piyo "sprite"
Q ki
o my "DEAR"
38 din baad hai
"NEW YEAR"
yaad rakhna
sabse pehle wish kiya hai maine
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"...2010...
--------------------------------------------------
Husband &wife went to a shop to buy a bra... husband: niku unnave chinnaga vatiki bra enduke.. Wife: monna meeru drayar konte nenemina annana..?
=============================================================
A good way to differentiate love and friendship. "without you i cant live "- love.
"you must live, im with you"- this is FRIENDSHIP.
=================================================================
Ladki ka Baap:Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 4 Mahine se
Baap: Mein kaise yakin karu?
Ladka: Aur 5mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega..!
===============================================================
Ballayya's new film climax-"TEN RUNS to win in one ball..Balakrishna,d batsmen,hits d ball,d bal splits into 2 halves-one went for six n d other four..
-----------------------------------------------
Dost teri Dosti par NAAZ karte hai,
Har waqt milne ki FARIYAD karte hy,
Humein nahi pata,
par gharwale batate hy ki,
Hum NEEND me b apse baat karte hai..
==============
Frnz r Like Walls of a home,
$mtimes they hold u,
Smtimes u lean on them
&
Smtimes its just enough to know they r around u..
==============================================================
There have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed u
troubled u
bugged u
.
today I just wanna tell u
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2010...
par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha kya.
Boy: aeroplane to dekha per
MAA KASAM
aisa Air port nahi dekha..
------------------------------------------------------------------
As i look back my life,i remember tears i cried,jokes i laughed at,things i lost,but ther is one thing i never regret,its the day we became friends.
--------------------------------------------------------
:-)gGold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day.
I'm So Worried Abt U .
U Be Careful.
Some1 May Kidnap U
B'coz U R MY 24 carats GOLDEN Friend.
--------------------------------------------------------------
Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana.
Zindagi me sabko hasana
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana.
Phir bhi koi gham de to MUJHE phone lagana. . . .
"TAPKA DENGE" sale ko..
------------------------------------
No tear
no fear
khao "LAYS"
aur
piyo "sprite"
Q ki
o my "DEAR"
38 din baad hai
"NEW YEAR"
yaad rakhna
sabse pehle wish kiya hai maine
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"...2010...
--------------------------------------------------
Husband &wife went to a shop to buy a bra... husband: niku unnave chinnaga vatiki bra enduke.. Wife: monna meeru drayar konte nenemina annana..?
=============================================================
A good way to differentiate love and friendship. "without you i cant live "- love.
"you must live, im with you"- this is FRIENDSHIP.
=================================================================
Ladki ka Baap:Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 4 Mahine se
Baap: Mein kaise yakin karu?
Ladka: Aur 5mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega..!
===============================================================
Ballayya's new film climax-"TEN RUNS to win in one ball..Balakrishna,d batsmen,hits d ball,d bal splits into 2 halves-one went for six n d other four..
-----------------------------------------------
Dost teri Dosti par NAAZ karte hai,
Har waqt milne ki FARIYAD karte hy,
Humein nahi pata,
par gharwale batate hy ki,
Hum NEEND me b apse baat karte hai..
==============
Frnz r Like Walls of a home,
$mtimes they hold u,
Smtimes u lean on them
&
Smtimes its just enough to know they r around u..
==============================================================
There have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed u
troubled u
bugged u
.
today I just wanna tell u
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2010...
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