"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye
Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi..
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Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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Gajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t
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A MAN got 2 Wishes
He asked for
BEST DRINK
&
BEST WOMAN
of D World
Instantly GOD gave him
WATER
&
MOTHER TERESA !
MORAL:Always Be Specific!
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Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm
Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm
Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm
Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm...
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Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta: Kuch B nahi
.
Santa: Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte....gud mrng
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Jab Khamosh Ankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti H
unke Hi Khayalo Me Khoye Rehte H
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai.....
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Full ForM of BOYS:
B-Badmashiyo me sabse aage.
O-Owl ki tarah raat
me jage.
Y-Yaari nibhaye jaan laga ke.
S-Sharif sirf Maa-Baap k aage!
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Lovely Place
KASHMIR
Lovely Number
143
Lovely day
14th Feb
Lovely Orgen
HEART
Lovely m'ment
TAJ MAHAL
Lovely Gift
ROSE
Lovely Friend
"YOU"....gud n8t
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Cant beat dis one...
Q:- If the birth date on ur birth certificate was
rubbed off, then what wud b ur name?
.
.Ans: UMAR GUL
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Sleep with any Girl on
Valntins Day,she wil giv U Gud News on
Mothr's Day,& U Have child on childrn's Day,Dont try dis on Evrybody othrwis u'l celabrte AIDS day
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Girl is the best vehical in the world,front 2horns,back 2bumpers,self lubricant when hot.Monthly automatic oil change.Highest milage of 9 months in just 2ml.
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WICH TITLE FITS ME!!
-winner of heart
-inner beauty
-source of smile
-rude
-damn cute
-beautiful soul
-humerous
-sensitive
-ready 2 fght
-boss attitude
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>: Purpose of life:
God sent us to find such frenz that if v meet them
even in hell,
They'll say:
"CHAL YAMRAJ KI CLASS BUNK MARTE HE"!
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Judge: "As u r key witness, Can you tell me the exact place, where this man raped your wife?" Sardar Lifted Sardarni's saree & said... "Here", my lord here..
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"Eienstein's law of self desire: At const gravity,temp.& atmospheric press.,if u run around a tree naked at d speed of light,u can fuck ur own back;-)gm
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Fish Travel in D
SEA
Bird Travel in D
AIR
Stars Travel in D
SKY
But My Dear Frnd
U
Travel in My
"Heart"
....gud n8t
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Finish the sentence
"I never told u bt always wanted to tell u that..........."
Send it to all ur friends n see d unexpected ans.!
Reply me im waiting
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Suppose I Have No Name
What Will U Call Me As Per My Character And Nature?
Send This 2 All of Ur Friends And Enjoy The Answerz
But Reply Me 1st.
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Pati mobile Patni sim-card. Dono mile to hua recharge. Beta hua to incoming Beti hui to outgoing. Aur kuchh na hua to.?!?
Missed call.....goodnight
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Damaad ji pehli bar sasural gaya...., Gaon walon se pucha-yahan koi enjoy karne wali cheez hai kya.?wo bole: nahi babu...,
Ek thi wo bhi aap le gaye...!
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When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now....GOOD MRNG
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A saying which impresses a lot:
If the looser keeps his smile, then the winner will lose the thrill of victory.-
Good evening
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Sum can make u cry & giv u tears,many can make u laugh & giv u smiles.Bt very few can giv u "laughin tear"& "cryin smiles".dont miss such ppl in life...
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Sardar:-Me cinema release ithay maaku manchi collections sir..
Balakrishna:- meru theater owner Aa?
Sardar:-kadhu 'Amruthanjan' company owner ni...
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Some relations r like Raymond's, since 1925,
Some like ICICI Bank,
8am To 8pm.
But me & Ur friendship=LIC, Jindagi ke saath bhi jindagi ke baad bhi.
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If u Wake up 1day n Wer Askd 2 make a Wish,
Wat wud it b?
Mine wud b dat our frndship Shud last until u C an Apple on an Orange Tree.
....good morning
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You Can Live Without
-The Person Who Sayz
-"You Are Mine"
-But
-You Can NEVER Live
-Without Someone
-Who Sayz
-"I Am Yours"....good afrn
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Hw mch % that u give value to our relationshp ?
100% (writ a line of a song 4 me n snd me)
99%(cal me)
50%(1 msg)
25%(mis cal)
0%(no answer)
Let Me c what u do.
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New Day
New Date
New Time
New Mng
New Evng
New Ni8
All R NEW
Bt
U R My'OLD'Frnd
No No..
U R My'GOLD'
Frnd
.....good morning
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!!!....
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$: 1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Sonay Ka Set Dia.
Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is Ki Keemat Kia H
Chor:Teen Sal ki Qaid
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Wat Is Differ Bet'n
DD & CHEQU
DD
Is Like WIFE Which Is Being Trusted
Bt
CHEQU
Is Like GF
Which Can Bonce Anytime...good morning
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Friends and friendship is a package of feelings,Nobody can make it,nobody can break it,nobody can explain it,only we can feel it.
So feel that frndship gudnyt
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>: Khuda Se Scooter Manga to BYK Mila
Ghar Manga to Bangla Mila
Phone Manga to Mobile Mila
5Lac Manga to Apka Adress Mila
to
Kab Lene Aau?
...good night
