Lady : Doctor, Plz call my husband inside.
Dr : Trust me, i am a gentleman.
Lady: its not like that Dr, your nurse is outside & my husband is not a gentleman..
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LOVE says
IF U NEED ANYTHING I'LL BE THERE
where as FRNDSHIP says
"u'll NEVR NEED ANYTHING WHEN I'm THERE"......
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Teacher:who is a terrorist? sardar:terrorist is a tourist who comes from PAKISTAN to celebrate Diwali in other country. BUT TODAY THEY CELEBRATED IN THEIR OWN COUNTRY.GN.
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>: :LV'"V:,:V'"VE:
:L( "' )V:
:LV:. .:V:
::LOVE:.v.:LOVE::
Do u see d heart?
It's where I put special frnds like U
....good night
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Tamil girls are advanced than others can U guess? all others wish us by saying hai namaste namaskar but Tamil girls say "wanna come"... see how they r
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:: Gulal Ka Rang..
Gulal Ki Maar..
Suraj Ki Kiran..
Khushiyo Ki Bahar..
Chand Ki Chandni
Or
Apno Ka Pyar..
Mubarak ho Apko Holi ka Tyohar
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`: Red 4 love,
Green 4 success,
Blue 4 health &
Pink 4 happiness.
God may bless u & ur family with all these colours
"HAPPY HOLI"
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Uski ankhon me Mhbt ki chamak aaj b hai, Usse mere pyar pe shak aj b hai. Naav me baith kar dhoe the kabhi hath usne, Sare talab me mehndi ki mahek aaj b hai..
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$: D Best Day
2 propose a
Girl is APRIL1st!
If she agrees
it's ur luck!
if she says no
then say
"APRIL FOOL...
So,advance APRIL FOOL WISHES
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God made day light N called it SUN, God made entertainment N called it FUN, God made nightlight N called it MOON, God made U, N called CARTOON. .
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Aapko hum sirf aapko aur aapko arey aapko haan haan aapko baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kissi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha hamesha
pareshan karenge!!!
Gudn8t
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Ye sangmarmar sa tera gora badan
boond boond pighalta tera shabab
honto se lgalu tujh ye kashish kaisi hai
kambhakt ye VANILA ICECREAM cheez hi aisi hai
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:
If You Truly Love Someone,
Then The Only Thing
U Want For Them Is To Be Happy...
Even If Its Not With You.
Good nun
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Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha,
"What is the meaning of
'3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD
3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'.
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$: Girl : Meri Har Saans Pe Kai Ladke Marte Hain
Boy: Toh Tum Koi Acha Tooth Paste Istemal Kyu Nahi Karti
...gudn8t
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When God Opend A Window Of LOVE He Saw Me &
Ask,
Whats Ur Wish Today?
I Said,
God,
Take Care of D Swet 1 Whoz Reading My SMS Now..gud mrng
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Lalu bus ke upar khada tha. Raaste mein tufan aya. Dhoti ud gayi, phir bijli kadki.
Lalu bola: ek to hamar dhoti chhin li, upar se sasura photo kheech lee
:-D
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Ek jaise Dost sare nahi hote
kuch humare hokar humare nahi hote
aapse dosti karne k baad mehsus hua
kon kehta he TAARE ZAMEEN PAR nahi hote.Gudnyt
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1 Khubsurti
1 Dosti
1 narajgi
1 Sapna
1 Apna
1 Aas
1 Ehsaas
1 Rishta
1 Pyas
Kuch Dur
Kuch Pass
Kuch Log
Bahut Khas
JaISE AAP
....gudmmg
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07:30- Coffee
09:30- Tiffin
12:30- juice
02:30- Lunch
04:30- Tea
06:00- Snacks
09:30- Dinner.
Time pe khana
malum, msg
karna nahi malum?
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:: Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
Kehte h ishq me nind ud jati h
kambakht humse b koi ishq kare
Exam sar pe h or Nind bahut aati hai...
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Santa: Soch raha hu ki USA ghum Aaun,
kitna Paisa lagega?
.
Banta:Kuch B nahi
.
Santa:Kaise?
.
Banta: Sochne k liye Paise nahi lagte..
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''Close ur eyes think abt urslf,ur face, ur style, ur nature, ur smile, ur luks Nw open ur eyes.U've just spent 30sec watching a
horror movie.
Now RELAX...
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How to impress your Kaamwali bai...?
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Tum isme bhi interested ho..?
Kuch to Apna standard
rakho yaar..!
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fish said to water: U wont ever c my tears,b'cos i'm in da water.
water replied: but i can feel ur tears bcoz u r in my heart.
Thats friendship....!Gudmonin
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Aftr Xam-1St Benchboys-Papr Tuf ga Undikadara
2Nd bnch-Scoring radu Kani Pas Ok
3Rd-Pas Ayite avvachu ra
Last benchboys-Invigilator super figure kadara.keep smiling....
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D most touching lines written by a true lover to his love..
"Ever u miss me,
never u cry.
4 a drop of tear in ur eyes,
Is a day less in my life.."Goodnight
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:: Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha Hai...good night
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Who is dost? I will tell u dost woh jo bhi bulaye aaye,bewaja sar khaye,aap ek bolo wo char sunaye,kabhi sataye kabhi rulaye,magar hamesha sath nibhaye.
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Old man Principal se-
Zara BUNTY ko bulado
Principal-Aap kaun?
Old man-Uska dada
Principal-Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.....!
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[Deadly Shayri]
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
zindgi ne kiye bahut se sitam
Wah wah
khuda ki kasam,shayeri khatam
Wah Wah
....gm
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Agar "I" hai to Beta bathroom jao. Shor Kyu macha rahe ho.. :-):-)..
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Beta-5 rupey De Do
Papa-Kya Karega
Beta-Mere Sare Frnds Ka Account hai, Mai Bhi Khulwaunga
Papa-Very Good.Kaha Pe?
Beta-Cigratte Ki Dukan Pe...
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One Kanjus on his death time
My wife Where r u
Wife=YeS I'm here
Kanjus=My sons r u all here
Yes!Papa
To Fir us room me pankha Q on hai..gud evng
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: A Beautiful Life Does Not just Happen..
It Builds Daily..
In Prayer,Humility,Sacrifice & Luv..
May A Beautiful Life Be Yours
Today n 4ever..
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B4 marriage-Roses r red,sky is blue. Ur beautiful,I luv u.After marriage-Roses r dead,Im blue. Ur a headache,1 day I'll kill u. . .gud n8t
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Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte,
Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte..
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Khuda N Kre Kbhi Apko Khusiyo Ki Kmi Ho,
Apke Kadmo k Niche Phulo ki Zami Ho,
Aansu N Ho Apke Ankho Me Kabhi,
Agr Ho To Wo Khusi Ki Nami Ho!..GM
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Great friends are part of memories.
Time can never erase.
When life is blessed with frnds like you, sweeter memories are always there to look back...Gud noon
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Feel Gud When
Somebody Always
Miss U.Feel Beter When Somebody Love U. But Feel D
Best When Somebody Never
Forgets 2 Disturb U
Like Me gd n8.
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Pyar se Pyari Hai Aapki Dosti,Jaan Hamari Hai Aapki Dosti,Calling ka Syrup aur sms ki Tablet Dete Rahna,Kyuki 1 Khoobsurat Si Bimari Hai Aapki Dost..good mrng
If Sum1 ask me Wat is Meant by Lyf-I wud Sit Next 2My Frnds,Pull dem Close 2gethr,Put My Arms around dem n Say Proudly These IDIOTS r My Lyf...I LOVE U mama
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nurse:mubarak ho santa tumhare ghare beta peda hua h
santa:wah kya technologi hai meri biwi hospital mai hai aus beta ghar mein peda hua...goodnigh
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The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is...
A Bomb Should Have
Fallen Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON ...
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,___-,___,/___,__/ \l__[]__l__!
It's My House
Agr Chaho To Bech Kr Balance Dalwa Lo
Hm Road Pe Reh Lenge
Magr Apke SMS K Bagair Nahi...
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1 ladki ne 1 ladke ko phone kiya:
Ghar aa jao, ghar par koi nahi he.!
Ladka chala gaya
Ghar pe waaqai koi nhi tha
"Taala laga tha"...gudn8t
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SANTA Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhaad Ke
Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Ja Raha Tha.
Kisi Ne Pocha:Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
SANTA:Taala Khulwanay...gud evng
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Chota Sardar:
Daddy, meri door ki najar kharab hai, chashma dilao.
S: took him outside &asked... woh kya hai?
C S: Suraj
S: Saale..aur kitna door dekhega..GN
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Suraj ki paheli kiran lati hai
uth te hi apki yad ati hai
hum to jag gaye apki yadose ab dekhna hai apko hamari yad kab ati hai..gm
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$: Boy1: Yaar Mere Saath Dhoka hua hai.
Boy2: Kaise?
Boy1: Meine apne baap se books ke liye paise maange the, usne to books hi bhej di!!!
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A Poor man says work is life .
A Rich man says money is life.
A Lover says
love is life. But I say
"MY frnds " are "MY LIFE"..gud evng ....
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CUTE LIE-
LKG BOY on phone:
my son has a badcold & would not b able 2 cum 2 school 2day.
Teacher:who is this?
Boy:this is my father speaking..
good night
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In umeedo ko tootney mat dena, dil ki dosti ko kam honay mat dena. Log milenge humse bi achche aapko, par hamari jagah kisi aur ko lene mat dena.
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Santa & Banta on beach
Santa: ise beach Q kehte he?
Banta: Simple Aasmaan aur zameen k beech mein he isliye ise beach kehte hai!...goodnight
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SMS SLAM BOOK
Name:
D.O.B:
Pet name:
Fav food:
Hero:
Heroin:
Colour:
Song:
Close friend:
Lover:
Enemy:
About me:
Come on fst fill & snd it me i am waiting.
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The heart does't 4get those special people 4 whom it cares, though daily struggle of life put us a bit apart! U r REMEMBERED Alwz BY DIS HEART.
Gud nyt
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>: Door se dekha to
'sher' tha
to
to
Pas jana ka to saval hi nahi hota !!......good mrng
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For A Better life:
nevr say sorry to 1
who like U.
nevr say bye to 1
who need U.
nevr blame d 1who really trust U,
&
nvr 4get d 1
who alwaz msg u...GUDN8T
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Pooche prathi puvvu vikasinchadu,
Navve prathi ammai preminchadu,
Preminchina prathi ammai pelli chesukodu,
Vishwadabirama ammailanu nammakura mama..gn.
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Khushbu ne phool ko ek ehsas banaya, phool ne kali ko kuch khaas banaya, chahat ne mohabbat ko ek pyas banaya, aur mohabbat ne na jane kitno ko "DEVDAS" banaya
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>: Dil ki dhadkan ko dikhaya nahi jata
Mohabbt me lagi aag ko bujaya nahi jata
Lakh judai ho pyar me fir bhi
Jindagi ka pahela pyar bhulayanahi ja....
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Snta Rail Ki Patri Pr So Gya Bnta-Kya Kar Rahe Ho Train Ayegi To Maroge
Snta-Mere Upar Se Jahaj Guzar Gya To Kuch Nhi Hua Train Kya Chej he... wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
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-: Palke To Ankho Ki Hifazat Hoti He
Dhadkan To Dil Ki Amanat Hoti He
Ye pyar Ka Rishta B Bada Pyara He
Kabhi Chahat To Kabhi Shikayat Hoti Hai....goodnight
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:: Plz Send your Bio-Data To VODAFONE, u will Get Job+Chance to Come On TV, So Apply Soon.,
Bcoz Hutch Dog has dead, Now Vodafone Need a MONKEY..!!
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wen a vry sweet
&
close person
goes too far away from us,
we may say
or
not say,
but
our heart says to their heart
"U MADE ME ALONE"
~Gud nt
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