World
is a
Theatre !
Our life
is a
Movie !
God
is the
Director !
Nature
is the
Producer !
Ur
the
Actor,
So perform well&
Enjoy the Life...!
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LUV is possible after 4ndship
but
FRIENDSHIP is nt possible after luv
bcoz
medicines work b4 death.dnt work after death.
Good ni8
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Time wil change evrything:
Clasroom 2ofice
Buks 2files
Bike 2car
Pcket money 2salry
Galfrn 2wife
But v shal alwz b same Cute,Stupid,Idiot frnz4ev..
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Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
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Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
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Yaaron ki yaari pe shak nahi karte,
Jab KING msg bhejta Hai to bak-bak nahi karte..
Pareshan karte ho jab KING busy hota Hai,
Ab KING Free Hai to SMS Nahi Karte...!!gd nt
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Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
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How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
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Kabhi Kabhi DiL Udas Hota H
Halka Sa Aankho Ko Ehsas Hota H
Chalakte Hain Meri Bhi Aankho Se Aansu
Jab Tere Door Hone Ka Ehsaas Hota H.....gudn8
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How we C things outside us,
depends on how things r inside us.
Rs.100 looks so big whn we r in a temple
& So small whn we r in a Multiplex..gudn8t dear
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Mistaks R Not A Crime ,If U Can Rectify Mistaks They R d Key To Succes. Ex: god Created U. (mistake) so What ? Then He Created me ! (Rectification)...
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Raat ho chuki hai...,
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Key pad dabane se subha nahi hoti !
SOJAO...................,
(gud 9t)
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JIS DIN DOSTI KE EHSAS KO SAMAJH JAOGE,APNI HAR SANSO ME MERA HI NAAM PAOGE,MERI DOSTI US WAQT DEGI TUMHE AWAZ, JAB TUM DUNIYA KI BHEED ME KHUD KO AKELA PAOGE..
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Men's vision of a woman:
(?)
(.) (.) <-Product ) ( <-Problem( Y ) <-Flavour...
Avoid d problem
Use d product
Enjoy d flavour
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Life has No Pause Buttons!
Dreams have no Expiry date!
Time has no Holiday!
So,Don't waste a single Moment in ur life
Live it
Rock it.
JUST DO IT
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Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jaan Shalwar Ke Niche,
Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,
Jo Shalwar Khole Khushi se..
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Your msgz r like girl's periods... It comes only 3-4 days ina month & my messages r like SPERMS which comes many a times in a day.. BE A MAN. Msg Daily.gud ni8
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Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ...
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There r 2 great kings who r still tuling d world till now..
1 Smo-king
2 Drin-King
lets join togethr to put an end 2 d above kingdom..
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Even a small dot can stop a big sentence But few more dots can give a contuinuty " Amazing but true. Every end can be a new begining ...
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Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Shyam aate hi Dipak jal utha,
Qki
Shyam ke sath uski girlfriend thi
4LuvMsg....
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Insaan
k
andar
SMS
padne
ka
itna
bada
kida
hota
hai
ki
chahe
us
pagal
stupid
fool
bevcoof
nalayak
ko
kitni
bhi
gaali
pad
rahi
ho
niche
tak
padta
zaro..
Gud Ni8.
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Priya mitrama
Namaskaramulu
Gatha kontha kaalamuga memu meeku , meeru maaku sandheshamulu pampukoka
Ma manasu kalatha chendhuchunnadhi, kavuna ikanundi Red 4 prosperity.Green 4 happiness,blue 4 longitivity,orange 4 progress,pink 4 friendship.May u be blessed with all shades of Holi. Happy holi. Enjoy....mee peenasi thanamunu veedi mee yokka dhura basha parikaramu nundi sandheshamulu pampuduru. . . .shubhodayam................ Goodnight and sweet dreams. Take care bye..................
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A white couple get a black child
Father ask-u white. Me white
Y is baby black? Mother-U hot. Me hot Baby burnt.
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Hum fizao k rukne ka intzar nai karte,Hum hawao k thamne Ka intzar nai karte,
Jab dil kehta hai to kar lete he SMS,Hum kanjusoun ka sms Ka intzar nahi karte....
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Peaceful surroundings cannot create happiness in U... But our happiness can create peaceful surroundings for others around U. "Make happy, Be happy".
Gud day...
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Years Says to Feb 29
i Miss U for 4 yrs
Sky Says 2 full Moon
i Miss u for 30 days
My heart says 2 u
i Miss u Each &
Every second....
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Ishq Ke School Me Kamaal Ho Gaya. Ek Teacher Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Us Din Se Sara School Udaas Ho Gaya. Kyon Ki Sara School Fail Aur Pappu Pass Ho Gaya..
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Newtons 3 sex laws
1-A hole always attracts a pole
2-Length of pole is equal to depth of hole
3-Up&down motion,releases a lotion,which increases population!
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Ek QUIZ me LADKI ko pucha,
"What is the meaning of
'3539'?"LADKI:"It is CODE WORD
3inch ka HOL 5inch ka POL, 3minut ka MAZA 9month ki SAZA ='3539'.
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SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
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CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.___
( ".)< )_, - - . LL .,:,.
SHABAASH !
AB... SO JAO...
GOOD 9T.
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Chupke se chand ki roshni apki ho jaye.
Dhire se yeh hawa apko kuch keh jaye.
Dil se jo chaho mang lo khuda se.
Hum bhi dua karenge, apka har khwab pura ho jaye...
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Pyase Ko Ek Katra Pani Kafi Hai
Ishq Me Chaar Pal Ki Zindagi Kafi Hai
Dubne Ko Samandar Me Jaye Kaha
Aapki Aankhon Se Tapka Vo Pani Kafi Hai....
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Boy 2 Grl:
Jab jab zuba pe tera naam aata he,
ye haath niche chala jata hai,Tumhe pane k liye kuch b kar jaunga
ek baar karne de warna hila hila k mar jaunga
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Gajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check, Whether he was going to school or coming back....gud n8t
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Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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Wo Maut Bhi Badi Suhani Hogi
Jo Aap Ke Pyar Me Aani Hogi
Ye Dua Hai Khuda Se Ki Pehle Ham Jaye
Kyo Ke Welcome Ki Rasam Bhi To Nibhani Hogi..
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Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
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A MAN got 2 Wishes
He asked for
BEST DRINK
&
BEST WOMAN
of D World
Instantly GOD gave him
WATER
&
MOTHER TERESA !
MORAL:Always Be Specific!
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Ful hote to teri raho me bich jate hm
Gum hote to tuje kabhi na satate hm
Ye or baat h ki teri jaan h hm
Na hote to B tum pe jaan lutate hm...
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Man Asked God-
"Give Me Everything
So That I Can Enjoy Life."
God Smiled & Replied-
"I Have Given U
" LIFE "
To Enjoy Everything....gud mrng
