Ladki ki T-shirt
par bane aeroplane ko ladka ghurne laga
Girl: kabhi aeroplane nahi dekha kya.
Boy: aeroplane to dekha per
MAA KASAM
aisa Air port nahi dekha..
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As i look back my life,i remember tears i cried,jokes i laughed at,things i lost,but ther is one thing i never regret,its the day we became friends.
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:-)gGold Rate Keeps On Increasing Day By Day.
I'm So Worried Abt U .
U Be Careful.
Some1 May Kidnap U
B'coz U R MY 24 carats GOLDEN Friend.
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Bhool kar bhi kisi ko na rulana.
Zindagi me sabko hasana
Dushman ko bhi gale lagana.
Phir bhi koi gham de to MUJHE phone lagana. . . .
"TAPKA DENGE" sale ko..
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No tear
no fear
khao "LAYS"
aur
piyo "sprite"
Q ki
o my "DEAR"
38 din baad hai
"NEW YEAR"
yaad rakhna
sabse pehle wish kiya hai maine
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"...2010...
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Husband &wife went to a shop to buy a bra... husband: niku unnave chinnaga vatiki bra enduke.. Wife: monna meeru drayar konte nenemina annana..?
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A good way to differentiate love and friendship. "without you i cant live "- love.
"you must live, im with you"- this is FRIENDSHIP.
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Ladki ka Baap:Tum meri beti ko kab se pyar karte ho?
Ladka: 4 Mahine se
Baap: Mein kaise yakin karu?
Ladka: Aur 5mahine rukiye yakin ho jayega..!
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Ballayya's new film climax-"TEN RUNS to win in one ball..Balakrishna,d batsmen,hits d ball,d bal splits into 2 halves-one went for six n d other four..
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Dost teri Dosti par NAAZ karte hai,
Har waqt milne ki FARIYAD karte hy,
Humein nahi pata,
par gharwale batate hy ki,
Hum NEEND me b apse baat karte hai..
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Frnz r Like Walls of a home,
$mtimes they hold u,
Smtimes u lean on them
&
Smtimes its just enough to know they r around u..
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There have been many time in 2009
when I may disturbed u
troubled u
bugged u
.
today I just wanna tell u
.
.
I plan to continue it in 2010...
