Mera no. change ho gaya hai.
UNDERWEAR ka.
Agar tuje meri purani UNDERWEAR chaiye to le jana
Hat pagle Ab thnx bolkar bhai ko rulaega kya.
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ek baar kabutar ne sardar pe shit kar di. Sardar-behenchod teri ma ne chaddi pahanna nahi sikaya kya? Kabutar-madarchod, tu kya chaddi mein karta kya?
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Hii ! Wats up?
Can u do me a favour plz
if u r not busy
if u dont mine
if it doesnt take much of ur time
can u
SMILE PLZ
thats so sweet....!
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gud Its good habit to send a good msg for a good person from a good friend for a good reason at a good time in a good mood in good way to say HAPPY NEW YEAR Good morning SIR.
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New morning
+ New aim
+ New achievement
+ New determination
+ New dream
+ New idea
+ New thinking
+ New ambition
= NEW SUCCESS
have a successful life. Gud mrng
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Aakash k taro me khoya hai jaha
sara,Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek
sitara, Jo jami par is waqt padh raha hai
sMs hamara.
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Munnabhai:
"Khusi se seena ful gaya."
ko english me kya bolte
hai.?
Circuit:
Bole to bhai...
due to happiness chest become breast...
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.==============
