Mera no. change ho gaya hai.
UNDERWEAR ka.
Agar tuje meri purani UNDERWEAR chaiye to le jana
Hat pagle Ab thnx bolkar bhai ko rulaega kya.
ek baar kabutar ne sardar pe shit kar di. Sardar-behenchod teri ma ne chaddi pahanna nahi sikaya kya? Kabutar-madarchod, tu kya chaddi mein karta kya?
Hii ! Wats up?
Can u do me a favour plz
if u r not busy
if u dont mine
if it doesnt take much of ur time
can u
SMILE PLZ
thats so sweet....!
gud Its good habit to send a good msg for a good person from a good friend for a good reason at a good time in a good mood in good way to say HAPPY NEW YEAR Good morning SIR.
New morning
+ New aim
+ New achievement
+ New determination
+ New dream
+ New idea
+ New thinking
+ New ambition
= NEW SUCCESS
have a successful life. Gud mrng
Aakash k taro me khoya hai jaha
sara,Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek
sitara, Jo jami par is waqt padh raha hai
sMs hamara.
Munnabhai:
"Khusi se seena ful gaya."
ko english me kya bolte
hai.?
Circuit:
Bole to bhai...
due to happiness chest become breast...
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help ?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.==============